{"id":723,"date":"2006-01-27T22:53:20","date_gmt":"2006-01-28T02:53:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2006\/01\/27\/joke-of-the-day\/"},"modified":"2006-01-27T22:53:20","modified_gmt":"2006-01-28T02:53:20","slug":"joke-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2006\/01\/27\/joke-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a7921'><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. <br \/>\nHe concludes by saying: <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;OH NO!&#8221; the President exclaims. &#8220;That&#8217;s terrible!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, the President looks up and asks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How many is a Brazillion??!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/poetry\/lisajarnot\/blog\/\">lisablog<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ceerock\/\">Cynthia Rockwell<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: &#8220;Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident.&#8221; &#8220;OH NO!&#8221; the President exclaims. &#8220;That&#8217;s terrible!&#8221; His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2006\/01\/27\/joke-of-the-day\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[628],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}