{"id":713,"date":"2006-01-23T21:59:34","date_gmt":"2006-01-24T01:59:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2006\/01\/23\/ersatz-rock-mr-bond\/"},"modified":"2006-01-23T21:59:34","modified_gmt":"2006-01-24T01:59:34","slug":"ersatz-rock-mr-bond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2006\/01\/23\/ersatz-rock-mr-bond\/","title":{"rendered":"Ersatz Rock, Mr. Bond"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a7889'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/eokapy.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"187\" align=\"left\">MOSCOW &#8211; Russia&#8217;s main intelligence agency on Monday<br \/>\n        accused four British diplomats of spying _ using electronic equipment<br \/>\n        hidden inside a fake rock in<br \/>\n          a park _ as well as funneling funds to non-governmental organizations.<\/p>\n<p>      The announcement came a day after state television channel Rossiya broadcast<br \/>\n      footage purportedly showing four British Embassy staff using electronic<br \/>\n      equipment concealed in the rock in Moscow to receive intelligence from<br \/>\n      Russian agents.Rossiya said the diplomats had downloaded information<br \/>\n        onto handheld computers from the electronic gadget hidden in the rock,<br \/>\n        a process that worked at a distance of up to 65 feet and took only one<br \/>\n        or two seconds.<\/p>\n<p>      Among the diplomats named in the television broadcast were Marc Doe and<br \/>\n      Paul Crompton. Both are listed in British Embassy directories provided<br \/>\n      to the media as working in the embassy&#8217;s political section. Interfax identified<br \/>\n      the two others as Andrew Fleming and Christopher Pirt, but they weren&#8217;t<br \/>\n      in the directories.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Doe, Crompton, Fleming and Pirt! John LeCarre couldn&#8217;t<br \/>\n        have come up with more perfect spy guy names. And rocks with ears! &quot;Q&quot;<br \/>\n        would be proud. Or maybe not, considering the ensuing scandal.&nbsp;It&#8217;s<br \/>\n        nice to see that Her Majesty&#8217;s Secret Service, like its American cousins,<br \/>\n        is continuing the post-WWII tradition of labyrinthine bungling and lack,<br \/>\n        not so much of intelligence, but rather of common sense. We hear the<br \/>\n        CIA uses extremely realistic dog turds, with DuPont-developed pheromones<br \/>\n        designed<br \/>\n        to discourage<br \/>\n        investigation. Inadvertent disposal, however, can be a problem.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>As to the &quot;Fake Rock&quot;, the Dowbrigade had exactly<br \/>\n          the same model 25 years ago, except it cost $7.95 and was called &quot;Super<br \/>\n          Secure Stash&quot;&#8230;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">from<a href=\"http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/news\/2006\/01\/23\/D8FAJ98O9.html\"> AP<\/a>\n      <\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MOSCOW &#8211; Russia&#8217;s main intelligence agency on Monday accused four British diplomats of spying _ using electronic equipment hidden inside a fake rock in a park _ as well as funneling funds to non-governmental organizations. The announcement came a day &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2006\/01\/23\/ersatz-rock-mr-bond\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[96],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}