{"id":711,"date":"2006-01-23T18:42:38","date_gmt":"2006-01-23T22:42:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2006\/01\/23\/a-paean-to-paper\/"},"modified":"2006-01-23T18:42:38","modified_gmt":"2006-01-23T22:42:38","slug":"a-paean-to-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2006\/01\/23\/a-paean-to-paper\/","title":{"rendered":"A Paean to Paper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a7880'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/dailbull.jpg\" width=\"222\" height=\"298\" align=\"left\">Any kind of a life crisis &#8211; medical, emotional, financial<br \/>\n        or <em><\/em>existential &#8211; imbues one with a renewed appreciation of life&#8217;s<br \/>\n        simple pleasures.&nbsp; Like the morning newspaper. It may be sacrilegious<br \/>\n        for a &quot;new media&quot; guy to say, but there is no electronic pleasure comparable<br \/>\n        to crawling out of bed in a dim dewy dawn light, stumbling bleary-eyed<br \/>\n        to the front door, and finding there, waiting every single morning, the<br \/>\n        feast for the senses that is the Our Daily Paper. Not our ONLY daily<br \/>\n        paper, of course, but our first-borne.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">A feast for all the senses, in a sense electronic media<br \/>\n        will never be. The sight of the rolled up compilation of the newsworthy<br \/>\n        essence of the day, wrapped in one or more layers of translucent blue<br \/>\n        protective plastic (depending on the weather), festooned with fonts,<br \/>\n         figures, line drawings and full-color photos from front to back, oozing<br \/>\n        with information, advertising, and multiple nuggets of knowledge, humor<br \/>\n        and occasional wisdom is what convinces us we&#8217;ve survived to see another<br \/>\n        day..&nbsp; We drink in the<br \/>\n         smell of fresh newsprint, mere hours from the house-sized<br \/>\n        monster presses, and the biodegradable vegetable dye ink. We luxurate<br \/>\n        in the tactile feel of those 80 or 100 pages, foldable, clipable, wrapable,<br \/>\n        portable<br \/>\n        material,<br \/>\n         which in addition to being readable can be wrapped around boxes, fish<br \/>\n         or kitty boxes, used to cushion china, clean glass, house train pets,<br \/>\n         protect things from paint, construct poppers and airplanes and paper<br \/>\n         trees and paper mache, create confetti, and start a fire. Try doing<br \/>\n      any of those things with your flat-screen monitor.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Sometimes we shiver as we hold closed our bathroom and<br \/>\n        glance immediately at the mini-weather report at the top of page one<br \/>\n      to figure out what we should wear.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Then we settle back into bed with our super-sized mug<br \/>\n        of &quot;Flor de Manabi&quot; Ecuadorian coffee (with chemicals) and<br \/>\n        the magic hour before we go to work, when we can muse and ruminate, laugh<br \/>\n        and cry, be amused and amazed and indignant, make connections, jot down<br \/>\n        ideas, mentally compose blog postings, root for and rue our sports surrogates,<br \/>\n        and note which stories to keep an eye on as the day develops.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">We usually start with the front page, just to make sure<br \/>\n            the world hasn&#8217;t ended, or radically changed, since we went to bed.<br \/>\n          We know this is ridiculous, because the paper in our hands came off<br \/>\n        the presses at about the same time we were watching the 11:00 news before<br \/>\n          falling asleep, but it is reassuring somehow, anyway. Then Sports,<br \/>\n        International,<br \/>\n          Local, Business and Arts. We finish with the crossword puzzle, often<br \/>\n          over lunch.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Perhaps we are representative of the last generation<br \/>\n        of news addicts with this ingrained predilection for a paper paper, and<br \/>\n        by the time our grandkids are serious readers paper newspapers will take<br \/>\n        their place alongside telegrams and afternoon editions in the museum<br \/>\n      of antiquated media.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">In the interest of full disclosure, we once<br \/>\n        worked for a paper paper. The 17-year-old Dowbrigade was a copy boy on<br \/>\n        the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.democratandchronicle.com\/apps\/pbcs.dll\/frontpage\">Democrat<br \/>\n        and Chronicle<\/a>, flagship rag of the Gannett empire long before<br \/>\n      USA Today sullied Newspaper Row from coast to coast. <\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">One of our jobs, along with fetching, retrieving, delivering<br \/>\n        and writing the pity six-word-maximum description of the weather that<br \/>\n        appears with the temp and precip forecasts at the top of page one, was<br \/>\n        to drive a couple of the first papers off of the presses (at around 6:30<br \/>\n        pm) out to Paul Miller and. Al Neuharth, the head honchos of the organization,<br \/>\n        who lived in ritizy suburbs about 37 and-a-half miles due south on a<br \/>\n      series of connected interstates and local roads. <\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">We were told speed was of the essence, supposedly so<br \/>\n        the top dogs could do a final, personal edit and deliver the classics<br \/>\n        &quot;Stop the presses!&quot; and &quot;Replate!&quot; telephonically. We don&#8217;t know if that<br \/>\n        ever happened, but we do know that if we kept the petal to the metal<br \/>\n        in the police stock Olds 88 that they assigned us for the drive we could<br \/>\n      make it, downtown parking lot to suburban driveway, in 30 minutes.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Inevitably, we got clocked by the cops. The Dowbrigade<br \/>\n        had long hair and an attitude in those days (imagine that!); it was a<br \/>\n        miracle we didn&#8217;t get stopped more often. We were going 22 miles over<br \/>\n        the speed limit, which was 65 in those days. In an important lesson in<br \/>\n        civics and government&#8217;s relations with the press, the paper had the ticket<br \/>\n      fixed.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">What can we say? The smell of fresh newsprint still<br \/>\n        gets us high.\n      <\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Any kind of a life crisis &#8211; medical, emotional, financial or existential &#8211; imbues one with a renewed appreciation of life&#8217;s simple pleasures.&nbsp; Like the morning newspaper. 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