{"id":609,"date":"2005-10-26T21:41:42","date_gmt":"2005-10-27T01:41:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/10\/26\/bush-the-joker-top-one-liners-of-2004\/"},"modified":"2005-10-26T21:41:42","modified_gmt":"2005-10-27T01:41:42","slug":"bush-the-joker-top-one-liners-of-2004","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/10\/26\/bush-the-joker-top-one-liners-of-2004\/","title":{"rendered":"Bush the Joker &#8211; Top One-liners of 2004"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a7270'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td height=\"286\">\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/villiansz.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"348\"><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>There were to many great candidates,<br \/>\n        it took us ten months to compile and evaluate the contenders.Both Bush<br \/>\n        himself and American history took a hit when George missed his calling<br \/>\n        as a stand-up comic&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">#10: &quot;I<br \/>\n        want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.&quot; -Nashville,<br \/>\n        Tenn., May 27, 2004<\/p>\n<p>        #9: &quot;Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the<br \/>\n      illiteracy level of our children are appalling.&quot; -Washington, D.C.,<br \/>\n      Jan. 23, 2004<\/p>\n<p>      #8: &quot;Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will<br \/>\n      be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at<br \/>\n      the whim of a hat.&quot; -Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004<\/p>\n<p>      #7: &quot;I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous<br \/>\n      spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of<br \/>\n      our country.&quot; -Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004<\/p>\n<p>      #6: &quot;We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete<br \/>\n      their missions. That&#8217;s why I went to the Congress last September and proposed<br \/>\n      fundamental &#8211; supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts<br \/>\n      and ammunition and fuel.&quot; -Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004<\/p>\n<p>      #5: &quot;After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very<br \/>\n      plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week &#8211; we<br \/>\n      will have an all-volunteer army!&quot; -Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004<\/p>\n<p>      #4: &quot;Tribal sovereignty means that; it&#8217;s sovereign. I mean, you&#8217;re<br \/>\n      a &#8211; you&#8217;ve been given sovereignty, and you&#8217;re viewed as a sovereign entity.<br \/>\n      And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes<br \/>\n      is one between sovereign entities.&quot; -Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004<\/p>\n<p>      #3: &quot;I hear there&#8217;s rumors on the Internets that we&#8217;re going to have<br \/>\n      a draft.&quot; -second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004<\/p>\n<p>      #2: &quot;Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many<br \/>\n      OB-GYNs aren&#8217;t able to practice their love with women all across this country.&quot; -Poplar<br \/>\n      Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004<\/p>\n<p>      #1: &quot;Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They<br \/>\n      never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people,<br \/>\n      and neither do we.&quot; -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There were to many great candidates, it took us ten months to compile and evaluate the contenders.Both Bush himself and American history took a hit when George missed his calling as a stand-up comic&#8230; #10: &quot;I want you to know. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/10\/26\/bush-the-joker-top-one-liners-of-2004\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[588],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}