- \n
- I was sprayed by a skunk.
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\n <\/li>\n - I tripped over my dog
\n and was knocked unconscious.\n <\/li>\n - My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.\n <\/li>\n
- I
\n was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.\n <\/li>\n - I forgot to come
\n back to work after lunch.\n <\/li>\n - I couldn’t find my shoes.\n <\/li>\n
- I hurt myself bowling. \n <\/li>\n
- I was
\n spit on by a venomous snake.\n <\/li>\n - I totaled my wife’s jeep in a
\n collision with a cow.\n <\/li>\n - A hitman was looking for me. \n <\/li>\n
- My curlers burned
\n my hair and
\n I had
\n to go to the hairdresser. \n <\/li>\n - I eloped. \n <\/li>\n
- My brain went to
\n sleep and I couldn’t wake it up.\n <\/li>\n - My cat unplugged my alarm clock.\n <\/li>\n
- I had to be
\n there for my
\n husband’s grand jury trial\n <\/li>\n - .I had to ship my
\n grandmother’s bones to
\n India.\n <\/li>\n - I forgot what day of the week it was.\n <\/li>\n
- Someone
\n slipped drugs in my drink
\n last night.\n <\/li>\n - A tree fell on my car.\n <\/li>\n
- My monkey died.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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