{"id":595,"date":"2005-10-16T23:14:51","date_gmt":"2005-10-17T03:14:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/10\/16\/penalty-shots-fatal-in-fundamentalist-"},"modified":"2005-10-16T23:14:51","modified_gmt":"2005-10-17T03:14:51","slug":"penalty-shots-fatal-in-fundamentalist-football","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/10\/16\/penalty-shots-fatal-in-fundamentalist-football\/","title":{"rendered":"Penalty Shots Fatal in Fundamentalist Football"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a7244'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td height=\"286\">\n<p align=\"justify\"> <em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/zamina.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"276\" align=\"left\">An <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/10\/16\/opinion\/16porter.html?ex=1287115200&amp;en=864db4ca1f47440f&amp;ei=5088&amp;partner=rssnyt&amp;emc=rss\">Op-ed<br \/>\n            piece in the Times<\/a> by Goeff<br \/>\n        Porter translated a Fatwa concerning the righteousness of playing soccer,<br \/>\n            and the Iman-approved rules of play. &nbsp;It<br \/>\n        establishes 15 guidelines, including:<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">These are some conditions<br \/>\n         and precepts so that morally aware youth do not inadvertently<br \/>\n          imitate<br \/>\n          heretics<br \/>\n          and<br \/>\n          polytheists when playing soccer &#8230; Hell awaits those who die playing<br \/>\n          soccer according to rules established by heretical countries, at the<br \/>\n          head of which is America.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">3. Do not call &quot;foul&quot; and stop the game if<br \/>\n        someone falls and sprains a hand or foot or the ball touches his hand,<br \/>\n        and do not give a yellow or red card to whoever was responsible for the<br \/>\n        injury or tackle. Instead, it should be adjudicated according to Sharia<br \/>\n        rulings concerning broken bones and injuries. The injured player should<br \/>\n        exercise his Sharia rights according to the Koran and you must bear witness<br \/>\n      with him that so-and-so hurt him on purpose.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">9. If neither of you beats the other, or &quot;wins&quot; as<br \/>\n        it is called, and neither puts the leather between the posts, do not<br \/>\n        add extra time or penalties until someone wins. No, instead leave the<br \/>\n        field, because winning with overtime and penalty kicks is the pinnacle<br \/>\n      of imitating heretics and international rules.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">12. If you finish playing soccer, do not talk about<br \/>\n        your game and say, &quot;We were better than the opponent,&quot; or &quot;So-and-so<br \/>\n        plays well&quot; and so on. Instead be concerned with your bodies and<br \/>\n        their strength and muscles, and say, &quot;We played only to drill in<br \/>\n        running, attacking and retreating, and to prepare for jihad in the name<br \/>\n      of God on high.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/10\/16\/opinion\/16porter.html?ex=1287115200&amp;en=864db4ca1f47440f&amp;ei=5088&amp;partner=rssnyt&amp;emc=rss\">New York Times<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Op-ed piece in the Times by Goeff Porter translated a Fatwa concerning the righteousness of playing soccer, and the Iman-approved rules of play. &nbsp;It establishes 15 guidelines, including: These are some conditions and precepts so that morally aware youth &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/10\/16\/penalty-shots-fatal-in-fundamentalist-football\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[243],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}