{"id":553,"date":"2005-09-29T21:20:37","date_gmt":"2005-09-30T01:20:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/09\/29\/penile-panacea-licensed-to-kill\/"},"modified":"2005-09-29T21:20:37","modified_gmt":"2005-09-30T01:20:37","slug":"penile-panacea-licensed-to-kill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/09\/29\/penile-panacea-licensed-to-kill\/","title":{"rendered":"Penile Panacea: Licensed to Kill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a7132'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td height=\"286\">\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/penomitre.gif\" width=\"206\" height=\"250\" align=\"left\">As<br \/>\n        part of our continuing efforts to warn Americans of the growing Wave<br \/>\n        of Asian Weirdness represented by the emergence of the demographic colossus<br \/>\n        China on the world stage,<br \/>\n        we present Grandmaster<br \/>\n        Tu Jin-Sheng, inventor and chief practitioner of Penis Qigong. <\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">According<br \/>\n          to its practitioners Penis Qigong is an incredibly powerful amd demanding martial<br \/>\n        art, focusing hard on the center of growth and energy in the body &#8211; the<br \/>\n        genitals.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">We know that this sounds like a gag, but as far as we<br \/>\n        can tell, it is completely on the up and up.&nbsp; Tu<br \/>\n        Jin-Sheng is a noted master of Qigong and Chinese medicine who graduated<br \/>\n        from the prestigious Teachers Physical College of Taiwan with a degree<br \/>\n        in<br \/>\n        martial arts and also earned his master&#8217;s in Traditional Chinese Medicine.<br \/>\n        From an article in <a href=\"http:\/\/ezine.kungfumagazine.com\/magazine\/article.php?article=315\">Kungfu<br \/>\n        Magazine<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p align=\"justify\">As Tu sees it, people train every other part of their<br \/>\n          body except their sexual organs. He considers his method as the only<br \/>\n          way to correct<br \/>\n          this oversight. While most people think the only exercise a penis gets<br \/>\n          is ejaculation, Tu&#8217;s method treats the penis like an arm, a leg or<br \/>\n          any other part of the body. Tu comments &quot;People compete will all<br \/>\n          their four limbs, why not this?&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">As one might imagine, this is a very delicate practice,<br \/>\n          so it is of utmost importance that a student follow the direction of<br \/>\n          a qualified master. Penis qigong uses a variety of special exercises,<br \/>\n        including massage, slapping, pulling and hitting it with a tool. <\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Even in our immodest modern world, penis training<br \/>\n            is seldom seen. Master Tu believes this type of qigong kungfu has been<br \/>\n            kept behind closed doors for two main reasons. Firstly, the Chinese<br \/>\n            people are conservative by nature, so many judge this to be a prurient<br \/>\n            practice and avoid discussing it seriously. Secondly and more interestingly,<br \/>\n            this kungfu focuses on the reproductive organs, the very base of human<br \/>\n            life, so it is immensely powerful. Masters had to find the right pupils<br \/>\n          to receive the teachings or they would not pass it on.<\/p>\n<p>          But today, Tu exalts this practice as a penile panacea. He claims<br \/>\n                it can prevent old age and diseases, increase energy and vitality,<br \/>\n                make<br \/>\n              muscles and bones stronger, reduce arterial blockage, cholesterol<br \/>\n                levels, diabetes, allergies and ear problems. Additionally, of<br \/>\n                course, it can<br \/>\n          greatly enhance sexual performance.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p align=\"justify\">from <a href=\"http:\/\/ezine.kungfumagazine.com\/magazine\/article.php?article=315\">Kungfu<br \/>\n            Magazine<\/a> (including Master Tu Jin-Sheng&#8217;s<br \/>\n        Penis Qigong Tips) <br \/>\n        and speaking of tips, Thanks, Adamg!\n      <\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As part of our continuing efforts to warn Americans of the growing Wave of Asian Weirdness represented by the emergence of the demographic colossus China on the world stage, we present Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, inventor and chief practitioner of Penis &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/09\/29\/penile-panacea-licensed-to-kill\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[576],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wacky-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}