{"id":549,"date":"2005-09-24T23:55:44","date_gmt":"2005-09-25T03:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/09\/24\/divine-nine\/"},"modified":"2005-09-24T23:55:44","modified_gmt":"2005-09-25T03:55:44","slug":"divine-nine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/09\/24\/divine-nine\/","title":{"rendered":"Divine Nine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a7110'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td height=\"286\">\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/came2play.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" align=\"left\">Back<br \/>\n        in the early 1960&#8217;s, five young dudes moved separately to New York City<br \/>\n        from different states.&nbsp; They<br \/>\n        met at the basketball courts at Green and Washington streets, where a<br \/>\n        group of 30 or 40 young, unemployed black kids would meet up every day<br \/>\n        there wasn&#8217;t snow on the courts, and play ball.&nbsp; Afterward, they<br \/>\n        would hang out by the busted up picnic tables, smoke a few joints, drink<br \/>\n        wine out of brown paper bags, and sing.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Eventually the five of them started meeting in a basement<br \/>\n        apartment and recorded some homemade tapes, which were passed around<br \/>\n        and eventually passed to Frank Zappa, and the rest is history. They became<br \/>\n        know as the Persuasions, and they did exclusively a cappella stuff &#8211;<br \/>\n        no instruments, just the five voices. <\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">We were reminded of the Persuasions by a snatch of audio<br \/>\n        from some commercial, the subconscious soundtrack of our times, not specifically<br \/>\n        remembered, but caught in the nooks and crannies of the mind, sparked<br \/>\n        into nagging sentience by random cues and associations.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">There was a period when the Downrigade listened to the<br \/>\n        Persuasions seminal second album, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.a-cappella.com\/catalog\/p_2104c.html\">They<br \/>\n        Came to Play<\/a> (1971) at least once<br \/>\n        a day.&nbsp; The cover features a photo of the band on the NYC basketball<br \/>\n        court where it all started.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Our interest piqued, we discovered that the Persuasions<br \/>\n        lasted a lot longer than our LP collection.&nbsp; Among their more recent<br \/>\n        production we found this gem:<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><strong>Life is a Ballgame<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>        <em>Life is a Ballgame, but you&#8217;ve got<br \/>\n      to play it fair.<br \/>\n      Life is a ballgame, being played each day<br \/>\n      Life is a ballgame, everybody<br \/>\n      can play<br \/>\n      You know Jesus is standing at the Home Plate<br \/>\n        He&#8217;s waiting<br \/>\n      for you there<br \/>\n      Life is a Ballgame, but you&#8217;ve got to play it fair<\/p>\n<p>      First base is Temptation,<br \/>\n      Second base is Sin<br \/>\n      Third base is Tribulation, if you pass you can make<br \/>\n      it in<br \/>\n      Oh man, Solomon is the Umpire, Satan is pitching the<br \/>\n      game<br \/>\n      He&#8217;ll do his best to strike you out, keep trying just<br \/>\n      the same<\/p>\n<p>      You know Daniel&#8217;s up to bat first, he said I pray<br \/>\n      three times a day<br \/>\n      You know Satan pitched him a fastball, he hit it anyway<br \/>\n      Job is up to bat<br \/>\n      next, tried to strike him out every way<br \/>\n      But Job hit a home run, and he came<br \/>\n      on in that day<\/p>\n<p>      You know prayer is a strong bat, to hit at Satan&#8217;s ball.<br \/>\n      Well when you&#8217;all<br \/>\n      start swinging, you got to give it your all and all<br \/>\n      You know Fate&#8217;s gonna<br \/>\n      be your catcher, and on him you can depend<br \/>\n      Cause Jesus&#8217; standing at the<br \/>\n      Home Plate, he&#8217;s waiting for you to come in<\/p>\n<p>      Well you know Moses is on the<br \/>\n      sideline, waiting to be called<br \/>\n      Well the day he parted the Red Sea, he knew<br \/>\n      Christ all in all<br \/>\n      Now John came in the ninth Inning, and the game was<br \/>\n      almost done<br \/>\n      God gave John a vision, and we knew we&#8217;d already won!<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Life is a ballgame, being played each day<br \/>\n        Life is a ballgame,<br \/>\n      everybody can play<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Wise words for trying times. Well, this got me thinking.&nbsp;Just<br \/>\n        imagine, for the sake of argument, there<br \/>\n        is some sort of ecumenical Valhalla or Olympus or Pantheon of the gods,<br \/>\n        majority and minority, past and present, not just the Judeo-Christian<br \/>\n        Hall of Fame of the Persuasions persuasion.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/sixarmed.jpg\" width=\"242\" height=\"350\" align=\"right\">Despite<br \/>\n        being divine, we imagine that these gods would get bored sitting around<br \/>\n        all the time, and so would inevitably come up<br \/>\n        with some organized diversions.&nbsp; Why NOT baseball? It you were one<br \/>\n        of the celestial captains, do you know who you would pick for your Divine<br \/>\n        Nine? The Dowbrigade does.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">On our scorecard, we have fleet Mercury roaming centerfield<br \/>\n        and batting first. Apollo is a ray of light in right, and a steady second<br \/>\n        hitter. Second baseman Bacchus, an engaging clubhouse presence who keeps<br \/>\n        the guys loose, holds down the three hole, at least when he isn&#8217;t hung<br \/>\n        over. The Hammerin&#8217; Hun, Thor, bats cleanup and patrols left field.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Morose third baseman Pluto is a fixture at the corner and<br \/>\n        fifth in the order, despite a huge contract and reputed underworld<br \/>\n        connections. Nimble shortstop Krishna switch-hits in the six spot, seemingly<br \/>\n        unaffected by being permanency blue. Playing first, and batting seventh,<br \/>\n        is Illapa, Inca God of weather, especially thunder, lightning and rain,<br \/>\n        usually depicted as a man carrying a club and rocks in his hands. Between him and Thor, rain delays are a team speciality. Batting<br \/>\n        eighth is the pugnacious catcher, Vulcan, who is built like a Babylonian<br \/>\n        blacksmith.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Batting ninth (for there is no designated hitter in<br \/>\n        the Divine Baseball League) is the starting pitcher Mahakal, one of the many<br \/>\n        incarnations of the Buddha, this one a six-armed god of Tough Love.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">We&#8217;ll take on all comers. Anybody up for a game of Ultimate<br \/>\n        Fantasy Baseball?<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the early 1960&#8217;s, five young dudes moved separately to New York City from different states.&nbsp; They met at the basketball courts at Green and Washington streets, where a group of 30 or 40 young, unemployed black kids would &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/09\/24\/divine-nine\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[576],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wacky-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=549"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}