{"id":544,"date":"2005-09-23T20:26:18","date_gmt":"2005-09-24T00:26:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/09\/23\/stumped-blogger-on-a-short-leash\/"},"modified":"2005-09-23T20:26:18","modified_gmt":"2005-09-24T00:26:18","slug":"stumped-blogger-on-a-short-leash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/09\/23\/stumped-blogger-on-a-short-leash\/","title":{"rendered":"Stumped &#8211; Blogger on a Short Leash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a7099'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td height=\"286\">\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/stumped.jpg\" width=\"173\" height=\"222\" hspace=\"5\" align=\"left\">Sometimes<br \/>\n        the Dowbrigade feels stumped for subjects to Blog on. It&#8217;s not that your<br \/>\n        faithful correspondent lacks<br \/>\n        for ideas, rants or motivation.&nbsp; Rather, it is that so many fecund<br \/>\n        fields are off-limits to our free-ranging interest.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">We cannot blog about our place of full-time employment,<br \/>\n    after an unfortunate incident last semester in which only our wicked wit<br \/>\n    saved us from untimely termination. We had been observing a self-imposed<br \/>\n    ban on blogging about our current class or individual students for years,<br \/>\n      which has since been broadened to include anything even tangentially related<br \/>\n      to the Institution that Cannot be Named.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">We cannot blog about our part-time, consulting clients<br \/>\n      either, as they have indicated a willingness to cancel our contracts if<br \/>\n      their organizations are in any way associated with the Dowbrigade.&nbsp; This<br \/>\n      may be because many of <em>their<\/em> clients are government agencies.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">We cannot blog about the intimate details of our married<br \/>\n      life, as we know Norma Yvonne reads the Dowbrigade, and its a bad idea<br \/>\n      to share a bed with one of your expository subjects. We cannot blog about<br \/>\n    our very interesting brothers and sister, since some of them have sensitive<br \/>\n      government jobs and, after all, we really want to be invited to Thanksgiving<br \/>\n      Dinner at Grandma&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">We cannot blog about drugs, except in the most clinical<br \/>\n    and impersonal terms, on advice from our attorney. For the same reason, we<br \/>\n      cannot blog about a number of our previous adventures and activities, at<br \/>\n      least until the statute of limitations expires.&nbsp; And for some actions,<br \/>\n      there is no statute of limitations.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">We cannot blog about sex, in any meaningful or anecdotal<br \/>\n    way. See above reference to Norma Yvonne.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">In fact, we cannot blog about women, since if experience<br \/>\n      has taught us anything, it is that we understand less than nothing about the opposite<br \/>\n      sex. That is, much of what we <em>thought<\/em> we understood about them has been proven disastrously wrong.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">That pretty much leaves politics, sports and our cats.<br \/>\n    Even there, we have to be careful.&nbsp; If we wrote what we really think<br \/>\n    about the political situation in this country, we would undoubtedly be<br \/>\n    institutionalized, assassinated or exiled.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">We are reduced to meta-blogging like this, and reprinting<br \/>\n      amusing minutiae and telling details from the media pool in which we tread<br \/>\n      water,<br \/>\n    waiting for good fortune or bad to deliver us from this literary purgatory.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes the Dowbrigade feels stumped for subjects to Blog on. It&#8217;s not that your faithful correspondent lacks for ideas, rants or motivation.&nbsp; Rather, it is that so many fecund fields are off-limits to our free-ranging interest. We cannot blog about &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/09\/23\/stumped-blogger-on-a-short-leash\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=544"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}