{"id":534,"date":"2005-09-19T18:55:33","date_gmt":"2005-09-19T22:55:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/09\/19\/here-comes-hurricane-zelda\/"},"modified":"2005-09-19T18:55:33","modified_gmt":"2005-09-19T22:55:33","slug":"here-comes-hurricane-zelda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/09\/19\/here-comes-hurricane-zelda\/","title":{"rendered":"Here Comes Hurricane Zelda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a7079'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td height=\"394\">\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/bret.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"186\" align=\"left\">So now it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsday.com\/news\/nationworld\/nation\/ny-usrita,0,643075.story?coll=ny-homepage-mezz\">Hurricane<br \/>\n          Rita<\/a>, bearing<br \/>\n        down on the Florida Keys and thence on into the super-heated waters of<br \/>\n        the Gulf of Mexico to test out the dire theory that changing weather<br \/>\n        patterns and warmer waters have converted the Gulf into a breeding ground<br \/>\n        for killer storms.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Spooked by Katrina, <a href=\"http:\/\/quote.bloomberg.com\/apps\/news?pid=10000006&amp;sid=a0hlafSVe804&amp;refer=home\">oil<br \/>\n          prices shot up<\/a> a record four<br \/>\n        dollars a barrel today, in anticipation of something that might or could<br \/>\n        happen a week on down the line, as players bet on disaster again.<\/p>\n<p> The stock market has always been the<br \/>\n        biggest de-facto casino in the country, with the US Government as the<br \/>\n        house, taking a cut from all of the winners, and most of the losers as<br \/>\n        well. It offers multiple games, with varying degrees of risk, and much less security than Harrods or the Golden Palace.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Although they like to think they are in control, the<br \/>\n        players on the stock, bonds, futures, financials and currency markets<br \/>\n        are stone cold gambling junkies, just as bad as twitchy County Treasurer<br \/>\n        from Crystal Springs, Iowa in his ratty, wrinkled seersucker jacket,<br \/>\n        who hasn&#8217;t slept in 62 hours and has just burned through the county budget<br \/>\n        for the<br \/>\n        next<br \/>\n        fiscal year.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The commodities and futures traders who are running up the price of oil are among the worst. Like vulturous Cassandras, they prophesy<br \/>\n        doom and then circle at a safe distance to feast on the pickings. They love this kind of thing<br \/>\n        &#8211; wars and disasters and rumors of wars and disasters. These are the<br \/>\n        times when killings can be made. (note:<a href=\"http:\/\/reuters.excite.com\/\/article\/20050919\/2005-09-19T184526Z_01_EIC967409_RTRIDST_0_ODD-TRADERS-DC.html\">&#8220;Wanted: psychopaths to make a killing in the markets.&#8221;<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">They are also dangerous times.&nbsp; It is a also lot<br \/>\n        easier to get oneself killed amid disaster and destruction.&nbsp; We<br \/>\n        will never know how many scores were settled, once and for all, in the<br \/>\n        terrible darkness after Katrina came and left.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Meanwhile, back to Rita: what happened to killer storms<br \/>\n        with names like Andrew, Bob and Camille, names decently near the beginning<br \/>\n        of the alphabet? The quasi-governmental National Hurricane Center is<br \/>\n        telling us there will NOT be more hurricanes, but rather more intense<br \/>\n        hurricanes.&nbsp; However, we can&#8217;t ever remember being quite so far<br \/>\n        down the alphabet quite so early in the season..<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">What are they going to do after they get to Hurricane<br \/>\n        Zelda &#8211; next week? They can continue on with Aa &#8211; Aaron, of course.&nbsp; But<br \/>\n        after that? Bbubba? Or throw in &Ntilde; and Ll in honor of our 60 million<br \/>\n        Spanish speakers? Inquiring minds need to know&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsday.com\/news\/nationworld\/nation\/ny-usrita,0,643075.story?coll=ny-homepage-mezz\">Newsday<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So now it&#8217;s Hurricane Rita, bearing down on the Florida Keys and thence on into the super-heated waters of the Gulf of Mexico to test out the dire theory that changing weather patterns and warmer waters have converted the Gulf &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/09\/19\/here-comes-hurricane-zelda\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[576],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wacky-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}