{"id":528,"date":"2005-09-16T21:18:27","date_gmt":"2005-09-17T01:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/09\/16\/hugo-chavez-announces-new-world-order\/"},"modified":"2005-09-16T21:18:27","modified_gmt":"2005-09-17T01:18:27","slug":"hugo-chavez-announces-new-world-order","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/09\/16\/hugo-chavez-announces-new-world-order\/","title":{"rendered":"Hugo Chavez Announces New World Order"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a7049'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td height=\"394\">\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/chavezsummit.jpg\" width=\"180\" height=\"150\" align=\"left\">Long<br \/>\n        a fan of world-class political bloviation, we were hoping to catch some<br \/>\n        of the most mesmerizing snake-oil salesmen working the curcuit today in New<br \/>\n        York this week.&nbsp; We<br \/>\n        were especially excited at the possibility of seeing of the Presidents<br \/>\n        of<br \/>\n        Iraq, Pakistan<br \/>\n        and Venezuela.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">This week, to celebrate the <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/americas\/4253358.stm\">60th<br \/>\n        anniversary of the United Nations<\/a>, over 150 Presidents and Heads<br \/>\n        of State have gathered in New York City to pontificate, hob-nob, and<br \/>\n        shop. The average daily temperature is predicted to rise several degrees<br \/>\n        due to the surfeit of hot air.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">We were hoping to get down to the Big Apple to catch<br \/>\n        some of the ancilliary events, but unfortunately, responsibility reared<br \/>\n        its ugly head in the form of our day job, about<br \/>\n        which<br \/>\n        we are terminally forbidden to blog, having taken a blood oath to that<br \/>\n        effect. Coincidentally, Chavez also cancelled<br \/>\n        all of his<\/p>\n<p>        planned<br \/>\n        events. After<br \/>\n        a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vheadline.com\/readnews.asp?id=45972\">visa<br \/>\n        snafu<\/a> reminiscent of when his buddy Fidel came to the UN,<br \/>\n        his very arrival in New York was in doubt because of problems getting<br \/>\n        visas for<br \/>\n        his doctors<br \/>\n        and<br \/>\n        security<br \/>\n        detail.  He appearantly decided to simplify things and stay well within<br \/>\n        his security envelope.<\/p>\n<p>The only speech he did end up making was before the General Assembly<br \/>\n        where he used his alloted ten minutes to predict <a href=\"http:\/\/www.finance24.com\/articles\/economy\/display_article.asp?Nav=ns&amp;lvl2=econ&amp;ArticleID=1518-1785_1771712\">$100<br \/>\n        a barrel oil<\/a>, call for<br \/>\n        a completely <a href=\"http:\/\/english1.people.com.cn\/200509\/16\/eng20050916_208939.html\">new<br \/>\n        world economic and political order<\/a>, and demand that<br \/>\n        the United Nations <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsday.com\/news\/nationworld\/nation\/wire\/sns-ap-un-summit-venezuela,0,1710185.story?coll=sns-ap-nation-headlines\">move<br \/>\n        out of the United States<\/a> (he suggested Jerusalem).Who knows what<br \/>\n        else he would have said if they hadn&#8217;t cut his mike at the end of his<br \/>\n        alloted<br \/>\n        turn?<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Confidential but confiable sources inform<br \/>\n        the Dowbrigade that Chavez&#8217;s activities were cancelled due to scheduling<br \/>\n        and security concerns related to the President&#8217;s desire to visit Radio<br \/>\n        City Music Hall, Bill Clinton&#8217;s office in Harlem, and a Santeria priest<br \/>\n        in Flushing, Queens.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">here is an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vheadline.com\/readnews.asp?id=46000\">English<br \/>\n        translation of Chavez&#8217;s comments<\/a>        today to the United Nations General Assembly<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Long a fan of world-class political bloviation, we were hoping to catch some of the most mesmerizing snake-oil salesmen working the curcuit today in New York this week.&nbsp; We were especially excited at the possibility of seeing of the Presidents &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/09\/16\/hugo-chavez-announces-new-world-order\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1442],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-serious-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}