{"id":460,"date":"2005-08-17T22:58:50","date_gmt":"2005-08-18T02:58:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/08\/17\/if-cows-could-fly\/"},"modified":"2005-08-17T22:58:50","modified_gmt":"2005-08-18T02:58:50","slug":"if-cows-could-fly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/08\/17\/if-cows-could-fly\/","title":{"rendered":"If Cows Could Fly&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a6702'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/flycow.jpg\" width=\"410\" height=\"240\" align=\"left\">MOSCOW &#8211; Russia&#8217;s long winter will just fly by for<br \/>\n        a herd of Russian cows which, a newspaper reported on Tuesday, will be<br \/>\n        fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months.<\/p>\n<p>      Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal husbandry after<br \/>\n      they were forced to destroy the sunflowers and maize crops that the 40<br \/>\n      ton of marijuana had been planted among, Novye Izvestia daily reported.<\/p>\n<p>      &quot;There is simply no other way out. You see, the fields are planted<br \/>\n      with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat,&quot; a<br \/>\n      Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk<br \/>\n      told the paper. &quot;I don&#8217;t know what the milk will be<br \/>\n      like after this.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>The Dowbrigade is taking pre-orders for Sverdlovsk Smoked<br \/>\n        Cheese&#8230;..<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">story from<a href=\"http:\/\/today.reuters.co.uk\/News\/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&amp;storyID=2005-08-16T083604Z_01_KWA630957_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-RUSSIA-MARIJUANA.XML\"> Reuters<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MOSCOW &#8211; Russia&#8217;s long winter will just fly by for a herd of Russian cows which, a newspaper reported on Tuesday, will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months. Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/08\/17\/if-cows-could-fly\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[576],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wacky-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}