{"id":436,"date":"2005-08-08T21:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T01:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/08\/08\/paris-lesbian-robots-google-nasa-poker"},"modified":"2005-08-08T21:29:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-09T01:29:00","slug":"paris-lesbian-robots-google-nasa-poker-orgy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/08\/08\/paris-lesbian-robots-google-nasa-poker-orgy\/","title":{"rendered":"Paris Lesbian Robots Google NASA Poker Orgy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a6635'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td height=\"4\">\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/boobs.jpg\" width=\"283\" height=\"385\" align=\"left\">One of the things that most bothers the Dowbrigade about this<br \/>\n        blogging business is the seeming lack of correlation between the time and<br \/>\n        effort we put into a posting and the number of people who read it.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Regularly, some bizarre story catches our eye in a spare moment<br \/>\n        between errands and classes, and we add a sentence or two of wry commentary<br \/>\n        and a tangentially related photo ripped from Google image search and<br \/>\n        slap it up on the Dowbrigade as we run out the door. When we next get<br \/>\n        to a computer a few hours later we check and see &#8211; it has been read 5,000<br \/>\n        times!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">And then when we sweat blood on a heartfelt missive,<br \/>\n        doing multiple rewrites, tossing and turning at night to think of the<br \/>\n        perfect turn of phrase,<br \/>\n        polish and pare the prose, what happens? We usually get a total of about<br \/>\n        a dozen reads.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Case in point: the two postings we ran up the flagpole<br \/>\n        this afternoon.<br \/>\n        <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/08\/08#a6631\">The<br \/>\n        first<\/a>, a brilliant analysis of the catastrophic failure of big media<br \/>\n        to hold up its end of the American Compact, has been read a grand total<br \/>\n        of 39 times.&nbsp; The other, posted a couple of hours later and titled<br \/>\n        &quot;Slayer Pants onto Phone,&quot; a quickie about a woman who taught her German<br \/>\n        shepard to call 911, has 465 reads!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Sometimes the difference is even more marked. Our all-time <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/discuss\/msgReader$877\">most<br \/>\n          popular posting<\/a>, a single paragraph form a New York Times story about an eating<br \/>\n        contest, has been read over 50,000 times.&nbsp; Most of our favorite<br \/>\n        postings never break 100.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Of course, those 100 readers are the discerning few,<br \/>\n        the regular commentor&#8217;s and fellow travelers. The rest are carpetbaggers<br \/>\n        who probably found the<br \/>\n        Dowbrigade by Googling &quot;Boobs&quot;. Rationalization number two is that if<br \/>\n        a silly post draws 5,000 thrill seekers, and just 1% stick around to<br \/>\n        read another posting, that is 50 new readers.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">One of our savvy confidants tells us the keys are the<br \/>\n        headline and the picture.&nbsp; So as way of a sort of experiment, we<br \/>\n        have decided to pack this posting with as many hot buzzwords in the title<br \/>\n        as possible.&nbsp; If<br \/>\n        this friend&#8217;s theory is correct, we should get an avalanche of hits.&nbsp;Let<br \/>\n        the flow begin&#8230;.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the things that most bothers the Dowbrigade about this blogging business is the seeming lack of correlation between the time and effort we put into a posting and the number of people who read it. Regularly, some bizarre &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/08\/08\/paris-lesbian-robots-google-nasa-poker-orgy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[576],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wacky-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}