{"id":379,"date":"2005-07-17T19:06:14","date_gmt":"2005-07-17T23:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/07\/17\/drew-barrymore-announces-early-retirem"},"modified":"2005-07-17T19:06:14","modified_gmt":"2005-07-17T23:06:14","slug":"drew-barrymore-announces-early-retirement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/07\/17\/drew-barrymore-announces-early-retirement\/","title":{"rendered":"Drew Barrymore Announces Early Retirement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a5604'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/\ndbary.jpg\" width=\"100\" height=\"186\" align=\"left\"><br \/>\n      Drew<br \/>\n        Barrymore says she will step behind the camera when her &quot;boobs fall<br \/>\n        down to the floor.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>      Drew says she will move into directing when her looks start to fade.<\/p>\n<p>      She said: &quot;If my boobs fall down to the floor and it all starts sagging<br \/>\n      and is hideous and gross and I shouldn&#8217;t be in front of a camera, I love<br \/>\n      producing and I&#8217;d love to direct. So I&#8217;ll just go behind the camera.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_1463562.html?menu=\">Ananova<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drew Barrymore says she will step behind the camera when her &quot;boobs fall down to the floor.&quot; Drew says she will move into directing when her looks start to fade. She said: &quot;If my boobs fall down to the floor &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/07\/17\/drew-barrymore-announces-early-retirement\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[576],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wacky-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}