{"id":366,"date":"2003-09-04T11:56:25","date_gmt":"2003-09-04T15:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2003\/09\/04\/cats-sacrificed-in-bizarre-experiment\/"},"modified":"2003-09-04T11:56:25","modified_gmt":"2003-09-04T15:56:25","slug":"cats-sacrificed-in-bizarre-experiment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/09\/04\/cats-sacrificed-in-bizarre-experiment\/","title":{"rendered":"Cats Sacrificed in Bizarre Experiment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a940'><\/a><\/p>\n<p><TABLE width=\"537\" border=\"0\"><br \/>\n<TBODY><br \/>\n<TR><br \/>\n<TD width=\"339\" height=\"210\"><br \/>\n<DIV align=\"justify\"><IMG height=\"208\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/1alopez.gif\" width=\"338\"><\/DIV><\/TD><br \/>\n<TD><br \/>\n<P><FONT color=\"#000000\">F.K. in Conway NH has an interesting question for Dr. Knowledge in today&#8217;s Boston Globe.&nbsp; He writes, &#8220;Humans can&#8217;t fall from much more than one body height without risk of serious injury.&nbsp;How come insects, on the other hand &#8211; ants, for example, or spiders or earwigs &#8211; can drop from the equivalent of skyscraper heights with impunity?&#8221;<\/FONT><BR><\/P><\/TD><\/TR><br \/>\n<TR><br \/>\n<TD colSpan=\"2\" height=\"210\"><br \/>\n<P><br \/>\n  First of all, what the hell is an earwig? I&#8217;ve been pulling hairs out of my ears for years now and have no desire for additional hair in this area.&nbsp;Perhaps it is a wig which ATTACHES to the ears, so it won&#8217;t fall off. <\/P><br \/>\n<P>Anyway, Dr. Knowlege goes on to explain that the seeming impunity of insects has more to do with the physics of falling objects than exo vs. interno skeletons.&nbsp; Something along the lines of if one creature is twice as big as another in all dimentions its weight (mass) would be 2 X 2 X 2 times as much, and since the force of impact is mass times velocity, basically the bigger you are the harder you fall.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>The part of his answer that I can&#8217;t get out of my mind, however, had nothing to do with insects. Dr. Knowledge writes:<\/P><br \/>\n<P><STRONG>&#8220;In a long fall, as from a building, air resistence becomes a factor. The air resistence effect really helps cats a lot, and the chance that they survive a fall from a building increases to 95% between seven and nine stories, and then stays constant.&#8221;<\/STRONG><\/P><br \/>\n<P>Now, I would like to be introduced to the brilliant scientific brain that carried out THAT study! &#8220;Okay Isaac, now take them up to the 12th floor and drop the next ten. Nurse Betty, check that Calico over there for vital signs&#8230;.&#8221;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Obviously they couldn&#8217;t rely on anecdotal evidence since it would come for such a wide variety of buiding types and landing surfaces, it would be statistically worthess to a major scientist like Dr. Knowlege. An eight-story fall in Oslo is certainly not certifiably the same as in Tegucigalpa. So obviously, in the name of science, some twisted grad students in Dr. Knowlege&#8217;s employ have been carrying out these dastardly experiments.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Cite your sources, Dr. Knowlege! I suspect that the ASPCA and PETA would be quite interested!<\/P><\/TD><\/TR><\/TBODY><\/TABLE><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>F.K. in Conway NH has an interesting question for Dr. Knowledge in today&#8217;s Boston Globe.&nbsp; He writes, &#8220;Humans can&#8217;t fall from much more than one body height without risk of serious injury.&nbsp;How come insects, on the other hand &#8211; ants, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/09\/04\/cats-sacrificed-in-bizarre-experiment\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[576],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wacky-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=366"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}