{"id":345,"date":"2005-06-22T19:33:46","date_gmt":"2005-06-22T23:33:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/06\/22\/snapple-crack-and-poop\/"},"modified":"2005-06-22T19:33:46","modified_gmt":"2005-06-22T23:33:46","slug":"snapple-crack-and-poop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/06\/22\/snapple-crack-and-poop\/","title":{"rendered":"Snapple, Crack and Poop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a5324'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/snapplepop.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"344\" align=\"left\"><strong>Giant<br \/>\n        Red Erection Wilts in Big Apple Sun<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&quot;What<br \/>\n        was unsettling was that the fluid just kept coming,&quot; Stuart Claxton<br \/>\n        of the Guinness Book of World Records told the Daily News.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">A<br \/>\n          25-foot, 17-ton ice pop made of the supposed &quot;best stuff on Earth&quot; melted<br \/>\n          in the New York sun yesterday &#8211; turning Union Square into a river of<br \/>\n          Kiwi-Strawberry Snapple.<\/p>\n<p>          Bicyclists wiped out in the strea<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/giapop.jpg\" width=\"110\" height=\"183\" align=\"right\">m of goo. Pedestrians slipped. Traffic<br \/>\n          was, well, frozen.<\/p>\n<p>          Snapple officials had hoped to get in the Guinness Book of World Records<br \/>\n          and promote their new line of ice treats.<\/p>\n<p>          Instead, New Yorkers got a first-of-its-kind, first-day-of-summer mess.<\/p>\n<p>          &quot;It was a big boo-boo,&quot; said Kizzy Vazquez, 28, of Manhattan,<br \/>\n          as she watched the mammoth pink pop ooze while someone with a sick<br \/>\n          sense<br \/>\n          of humor blasted &quot;Cruel Summer&quot; over a sound system. &quot;They<br \/>\n          should have had that [up] before the sun came out.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/06-22-2005\/news\/story\/321273p-274733c.html\">the<br \/>\n            Daily News<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Giant Red Erection Wilts in Big Apple Sun &quot;What was unsettling was that the fluid just kept coming,&quot; Stuart Claxton of the Guinness Book of World Records told the Daily News. A 25-foot, 17-ton ice pop made of the supposed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/06\/22\/snapple-crack-and-poop\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[576],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wacky-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}