{"id":330,"date":"2005-06-15T00:19:08","date_gmt":"2005-06-15T04:19:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/06\/15\/paratroopers-invade-harvard-square\/"},"modified":"2005-06-15T00:19:08","modified_gmt":"2005-06-15T04:19:08","slug":"paratroopers-invade-harvard-square","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/06\/15\/paratroopers-invade-harvard-square\/","title":{"rendered":"Paratroopers Invade Harvard Square"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a5267'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p align=\"justify\"> <strong><font color=\"#990000\" size=\"+1\">Dowbrigade Interviews Under-Secretary of the Army<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Several<br \/>\n          times a year, we take our students on the patented Dowbrigade tour<br \/>\n        of the Harvard<br \/>\n          University<br \/>\n          campus,<br \/>\n          ending<br \/>\n          at<br \/>\n          the Harvard<br \/>\n          Museum complex. It is usually at the beginning of a semester, and functions<br \/>\n          as a bonding experience, as well as the raw material for their first<br \/>\n          essay assignment, which is to write a detailed physical description<br \/>\n        of a single exhibit of their choice among the four museums we visit.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/huddled.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"270\" align=\"left\">This morning, as we huddled under the awning of the<br \/>\n        Out-of-Town News Agency with a bedraggled gang of eight students, exactly<br \/>\n        half of our summer group, we wondered if this semester&#8217;s edition would<br \/>\n        be the first to be rained out. The streets were awash with a cold, inhospitable<br \/>\n        downpour which had started exactly at 9:30, the time we had arranged<br \/>\n        to meet.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Taking the pulse of the group, we decided to retire<br \/>\n        to Au Bon Pan and regroup over latte. We watched the people ducking out<br \/>\n        of the rain, scurrying for shelter, or enjoying the drenching downpour.<br \/>\n        15 minutes later the missing half of our class had miraculously appeared<br \/>\n        like wraiths<br \/>\n        out<br \/>\n        of the mist,<br \/>\n        and just as suddenly as it had started, the rain stopped. <\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">One of our students commented on the inordinate number<br \/>\n        of Army guys on the street and asked if it was normal.&nbsp; We had noticed<br \/>\n        them too, and wondered if there was something going on.&nbsp; We explained<br \/>\n        that it was unusual to see people in uniform on the streets of Cambridge,<br \/>\n        unless, for example the Fleet was in port, or the President was in town.&nbsp; The<br \/>\n        Army guys we could see, however, were not a security detail, or lowly<br \/>\n        young grunts.&nbsp; They were middle-aged and competent looking.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Glancing optimistically<br \/>\n          at the clearing skies, we gathered our charges and headed across Massachusetts<br \/>\n        Avenue to Johnson Gate and the inner sanctum of Harvard Yard.&nbsp; This<br \/>\n        year, as we launched into our spiel, passing social-cultural and FIDE<br \/>\n        judgment on the Chess Master of Harvard Square, we had a parallel agenda.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Two weeks ago, we had been in New York City, and searched<br \/>\n        in vain for a downloadable museum guide to the Metropolitan Museum.&nbsp; All<br \/>\n        we could find was a guide to the damn MOMA.&nbsp; The Dowbrigade can&#8217;t<br \/>\n        stand most of that modern crap, and some of the pieces make us physically<br \/>\n        ill, especially when we read how much these alleged works of art are<br \/>\n        worth. But the idea of independently produced, quirkish, iPoddable walking<br \/>\n        guides to popular museums fascinated us.&nbsp; Individualistic takes<br \/>\n        on the artwork, by other artists or art students, backed by weird, new<br \/>\n        music they choose to provide appropriate ambiance, much superior to the<br \/>\n        canned cannonic drivel of the official museum audio tours.\n      <\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/delmonic.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\">Later<br \/>\n        we ended up wandering the lower lip of Manhattan, near Delmonico&#8217;s in<br \/>\n        the financial zone, and the old, tiny, twisted streets<br \/>\n        near the Seaport.&nbsp; Every<br \/>\n        old, narrow building told a story, but unfortunately, we knew none of<br \/>\n        them.&nbsp; How wonderful it would be to be able to download narrated<br \/>\n        street guides, block by block, and listen to some squirrelly history<br \/>\n        buff (you know the type, every neigh hood has one, who know all the legends<br \/>\n        and the factual history of every family, store and building) or architecture<br \/>\n        buff, spin stories on your iPod as you wander from spot to spot.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">This is not our own idea, and we understand (although<br \/>\n        we have not found it) that there are aggregations of these kinds of guides<br \/>\n        springing up in nooks and crannies of the internet.&nbsp; One of the<br \/>\n        most useful, fascinating new ideas we have heard of in some time, and<br \/>\n        we couldn&#8217;t help thinking that we would love to contribute to the genre,<br \/>\n        if there was anything about which we could conceivably consider ourselves<br \/>\n        an expert.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Finally, as we waited for our students this morning,<br \/>\n        it hit us. We could do the Harvard Tour!&nbsp; We&#8217;ve only done it about<br \/>\n        30 times already, and we could spice it up with risque, gonzo stories<br \/>\n        and flashbacks to the many memories of the year we lived in Harvard Yard<br \/>\n        three decades ago that inevitably invade our mind when we cross those<br \/>\n        tree-lined paths.&nbsp; So we were, to the unquenched curiosity of our<br \/>\n        students, furiously scrawling notes, timing ourselves, and recording<br \/>\n        comments in our little silver notebook.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/3lies.jpg\" width=\"280\" height=\"266\" align=\"left\">We<br \/>\n        led them pst Wadsworth House, the second oldest building still standing<br \/>\n        on campus, built in the 1720&#8217;s.&nbsp; We explained the<br \/>\n        historical significance of the place as the residence of Col. George<br \/>\n        Washington in the days before he formally assumed command of the very<br \/>\n        first Colonial Army in 1775, a few blocks away on the Cambridge Common<br \/>\n        before the United States was even a country. We took them by the Statue<br \/>\n        of the Three Lies, and cajoled a hapless Japanese tourist to take our<br \/>\n        picture in front of the statue.&nbsp; Since most of our students are<br \/>\n        Asian and all of them are rich, this involved snapping at least a dozen<br \/>\n        times, once with each camera.&nbsp; We showed them Thayer North, the<br \/>\n        dormitory where the Dowbrigade spent his freshman year.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Finally, about 11, we reached the Harvard Museum.&nbsp; After<br \/>\n        a quick tour of the four museums just to give them the lay of the land,<br \/>\n        we released them to gather the information they would need to complete<br \/>\n        their assignment, promptly snuck out a little-known side exit and<br \/>\n        headed for the T station.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Waiting for the 71 bus to take us back to our car in<br \/>\n        Watertown (Norma Yvonne had called us in the museum with an urgent shopping<br \/>\n        list), we got our first inkling that something was up.&nbsp; An MBTA<br \/>\n        official was directing passengers to walk up the underground roadway,<br \/>\n        into the light at the end of the tunnel, to catch the bus on the street<br \/>\n        rather than in the station. We asked why.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&quot;Some kind of military maneuvers,&quot; he answered, &quot;They<br \/>\n        got paratroopers dropping onto Harvard Square, and they cut off the electricity<br \/>\n        to one whole sector.&nbsp; Can&#8217;t be having our paratroopers getting fried<br \/>\n        now, can we? Whole side of the square is closed off.&nbsp; Think its<br \/>\n        some kind of war games&#8230;&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">What now? War games in Harvard Square? Where? We hurried<br \/>\n        up the tunnel after the other passengers. Where the hell was this happening?<br \/>\n        Paratroopers invading Harvard? Should we walk around and try to find<br \/>\n        it, or get our car and come right back? Just then the bus rolled up and<br \/>\n        we decided to search in the White Whale.&nbsp; Norma&#8217;s groceries could<br \/>\n        wait.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">It only took us twenty minutes to get home and back<br \/>\n        in the car. It was clear that the center of the commotion was the Cambridge<br \/>\n        Common.&nbsp;The entire area was closed off by police cruisers, motorcycles<br \/>\n        and army vehicles. We approached as close as we could and found a place<br \/>\n        to park, not caring that it was resident only. For a story this big,<br \/>\n        we would risk a ticket!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Surrepticiously, notebook in hand, playing the reporter,<br \/>\n        we approached the Common. Nobody tried to stop us, and as the armed,<br \/>\n        uniformed soldiers swarmed around us, we realized why.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">It was a public celebration, not a war game or military<br \/>\n        takeover!&nbsp; It was the 230th Anniversary of the very event we had<br \/>\n        been telling our students about.&nbsp; The foundation of the first American<br \/>\n        Army!&nbsp; And the Army had decided to celebrate at the exact same spot<br \/>\n        where Washington had accepted that initial command.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">It struck us as passing strange that we had heard nothing<br \/>\n        of this event in advance, and only stumbled on it by the purest of chance.&nbsp; Perhaps<br \/>\n        the Army had kept a lid on the event, knowing the People&#8217;s Republic&#8217;s<br \/>\n        propensity for protest.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/gardenparty.jpg\" width=\"330\" height=\"220\" align=\"right\">In<br \/>\n        fact, there were a few protesters, no more than 20 or 30, standing behind<br \/>\n        a line of police, off to one side of the common.&nbsp; They<br \/>\n        too seemed to be celebrating something.&nbsp; Fashionably dressed in<br \/>\n        straw&nbsp; boaters and white canvas tennis shoes, they looked like they<br \/>\n        were at a garden party rather than apolitical protest.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Their signs were amusing and clever.&nbsp; Their chants<br \/>\n        were astute but delivered in a cheerful rah-rah which made them sound<br \/>\n        more like football cheers than rage rising from the streets. Pedestrian<br \/>\n        stuff, like &quot;Fund Kindergarten, not Combat&quot; &quot;Don&#8217;t Believe the Lies&quot;.<br \/>\n        Quite frankly, they<br \/>\n        were an embarrassment<br \/>\n        to the history of the American anti-war<br \/>\n        movement,<br \/>\n        and made us sadly remember the days when an anti-war march in Harvard<br \/>\n        square meant barred and chained gates to Harvard Yard, clouds of tear<br \/>\n        gas at multiple flashpoints, buildings occupied, windows smashed, banks<br \/>\n        trashed.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/btwins.jpg\" width=\"388\" height=\"298\" align=\"left\">We wondered where our buddies the Black Flag Anarchists<br \/>\n        were.&nbsp; They presented well against a scraggly band of brain-dead<br \/>\n        Nazi&#8217;s, but show them a real Imperial machine and they were nowhere to<br \/>\n        be found. This protest was literally a walk in the park, a mocking shadow<br \/>\n        of&nbsp; the street struggles of our youth, on this very spot.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">We wandered around, looking at the military vehicles<br \/>\n        and displays.&nbsp; There was a troop of soldiers in their original 1775<br \/>\n        uniforms.&nbsp; There were weapons caches. there seemed to be an inordinate<br \/>\n        number of recruiters wandering around, scouting for prospects.&nbsp; We<br \/>\n        were glad we were way beyond that certain age.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Over in the corner some bigwig was holding court, addressing<br \/>\n        a gaggle of microphones and looking cool and professional in a thousand-dollar<br \/>\n        suit and a million-dollar smile.&nbsp; He turned out to be Undersecretary<br \/>\n        of the Army Raymond Dubois, who had placed a wreath and given a speech<br \/>\n        as part of the ceremony.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">He was talking in sound bites: &quot;There is no wavering<br \/>\n        from the All Volunteer Army&quot;.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/dupois.jpg\" width=\"260\" height=\"256\" align=\"right\">He<br \/>\n        was asked about the military missing almost all of its recruitment goals<br \/>\n        in the past months.&nbsp; He hemmed and hawed<br \/>\n        impressively, noting that&nbsp; in business they set their sales goals<br \/>\n        year to year and only count monthly totals mostly to make adjustments<br \/>\n        along the way. He mentioned that reenlistment rates were actually coming<br \/>\n        in<br \/>\n        higher than expected.&nbsp; He lamented that the news media don;t pay<br \/>\n        attention to all of the positive, non-combat things the Army does, building<br \/>\n        schools, and&nbsp; fixing water systems.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Finally, as he was finishing up and his handlers were<br \/>\n        moving in to hustle him away to the next undisclosed location, the Dowbrigade<br \/>\n        got in a last, timorous question. &quot;Sir, (at this point we still didn&#8217;t<br \/>\n        know exactly who this dude was), do you feel that the protesters over<br \/>\n        there in any way represent a legitimate voice from the American public?&quot;<br \/>\n        Lame, we know, but we were winging it.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Dubois actually smiled at that, as though we had served<br \/>\n        him up a nice fat softball. &quot;Let me tell you,&quot; he practically purred,<br \/>\n        &quot; When I came back from Vietnam and went to Princeton, now there were<br \/>\n        some real protests. This,&quot; he tossed his head dismissively at the pathetic<br \/>\n        handful of protesters behind him, &quot;This is chump change.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">On that, at least, we were in complete agreement.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\n        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/1775.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"260\"><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&quot;Protests Break Out At Flag Day Ceremony&quot; from the <a href=\"Protests%20Break%20Out%20At%20Flag%20Day%20Ceremony\">TheBostonchanel.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Picture&#8217;s Worth a Thousand Words Dept. &#8211; Steve Garfield has an excellent <a href=\"http:\/\/stevegarfield.blogs.com\/videoblog\/2005\/06\/army_birthday.html\">Video Blog Report<\/a> of the event.\n    <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dowbrigade Interviews Under-Secretary of the Army Several times a year, we take our students on the patented Dowbrigade tour of the Harvard University campus, ending at the Harvard Museum complex. 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