{"id":3157,"date":"2007-07-14T18:11:41","date_gmt":"2007-07-14T22:11:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2007\/07\/14\/hypochondriac-heaven\/"},"modified":"2007-07-14T18:11:41","modified_gmt":"2007-07-14T22:11:41","slug":"hypochondriac-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2007\/07\/14\/hypochondriac-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"Hypochondriac Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/files\/2007\/07\/davinci_man.thumbnail.gif\" alt=\"davinciman\" align=\"left\" height=\"263\" width=\"241\" \/>Computer geek hypochondriacs have long wished for a medical diagnostic program where you tell the computer what you feel like, and it will tell you what you&#8217;ve got.<\/p>\n<p>An early effort in this direction was launched in the late 70&#8217;s by our Harvard undergraduate roommate, who  was  developing it while a student at Colombia Medical School.<\/p>\n<p>He was know as Michael Red, due to his waist-length red hair and his fire-engine red classic Porsche. He was developing a program into which doctors could feed all of their observations and test results, and get back a list of the most probable diagnoses, in order of likelihood.<\/p>\n<p>Older doctors thought he was crazy, doctors didn&#8217;t use computers, the PC was still a decade away, but we knew he was on to something. Michael Red was one of the smartest people we knew.<\/p>\n<p>Then one summer we came back from an incomplete internship with a shaman in South America to find out that Michael Red was dead, murdered on his grandfather&#8217;s Christmas tree farm in Conneticutt by his main colaborator on the medical software project.<\/p>\n<p>But the dream lives on. Today we discovered that <a href=\"http:\/\/webmd.com\/\">WebMD<\/a> has unveiled a &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/symptoms.webmd.com\/symptomchecker\">Symptom Checker<\/a>&#8221; which in some ways goes beyond what Michael had envisioned, primarily because it is designed to be used by the patient rather than the doctor.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s very Web 2.o.\u00a0 You start with a model of the human body, and point to where it hurts.\u00a0 Then you answer a series of questions about the pain, discomfort, other symptoms, your age and general health, and BINGO &#8211; out pops not one, but about 20 possible conditions you could have.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously, this is like a winning lottery ticket for a hypochondriac, and a goldmine for WebMD. Within minutes of discovering the site, we were convinced that we had dermatomyositis, a helicopactor pyori infection, and an aortic aneurysm.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, information on each of these life-threatening conditions is just a click away on the WebMD site.<\/p>\n<p>But don&#8217;t take our word for it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/symptoms.webmd.com\/symptomchecker\">Check it out for yourself here.<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Computer geek hypochondriacs have long wished for a medical diagnostic program where you tell the computer what you feel like, and it will tell you what you&#8217;ve got. An early effort in this direction was launched in the late 70&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2007\/07\/14\/hypochondriac-heaven\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1118,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[142,1445],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology","category-weird-science"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1118"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}