{"id":312,"date":"2005-06-03T18:34:58","date_gmt":"2005-06-03T22:34:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/06\/03\/rock-school-vs-school-of-rock\/"},"modified":"2005-06-03T18:34:58","modified_gmt":"2005-06-03T22:34:58","slug":"rock-school-vs-school-of-rock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/06\/03\/rock-school-vs-school-of-rock\/","title":{"rendered":"Rock School vs. School of Rock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a5218'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/sakinnison.jpg\" width=\"175\" height=\"175\" align=\"left\"> The<br \/>\n        <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/ae\/movies\/articles\/2005\/06\/03\/learning_to_roll_with_the_punches_in_the_real_school_of_rock\/\">Boston<br \/>\n        Globe<\/a> reviews a documentary called &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/ae\/movies\/articles\/2005\/06\/03\/learning_to_roll_with_the_punches_in_the_real_school_of_rock\/\">Rock<br \/>\n        School<\/a>&quot;about the real-life<br \/>\n        &quot;School of Rock&quot; and the failed-musician-turned-teacher<br \/>\n      who was portrayed by Jack Black in the Hollywood version.<\/p>\n<p>We are tempted to actually break down and pay to see this movie in<br \/>\n          the theater. The subject is a successful and increasingly wealthy teacher<br \/>\n          who<br \/>\n      has managed to establish and franchise schools based on the teaching methodology<br \/>\n      of yelling profanities at the students until they break down in tears.<\/p>\n<p>At one point an enraged and possessed Paul Green, the model<br \/>\n            for Black&#8217;s Dewey Finn, yells at one terrified, obtuse student &#8221;I<br \/>\n            will kill<br \/>\n      your family and bathe in their blood.&quot; The kids may not love it, but<br \/>\n      their parents do, undoubtedly wishing they had thought of it first.<\/p>\n<p>This seems like a promising teaching methodology and we are thinking<br \/>\n      of applying for a job. The article says, &quot;There are Paul Green Schools<br \/>\n          of Rock in nine locations, including New York, San Francisco, and Salt<br \/>\n      Lake City (Salt Lake City?).&quot; As far as we know, there is no Paul Green<br \/>\n      School of Rock in Boston, but after the winter we have just been through,<br \/>\n      we are leaning more toward Maui.<\/p>\n<p>Our Rock &#8216;n Roll credentials are impeccable.&nbsp; Despite being<br \/>\n          almost completely tone-deaf, we were a member of a seminal Punk band<br \/>\n      in the late 1970&#8217;s in Austin, Texas, called &quot;The Decomposers&quot;.&nbsp;In<br \/>\n      our only gig, we actually decomposed on stage. Austin was a great city<br \/>\n      back then, and we hear it still is. We would even consider opening our<br \/>\n      School of Rock franchise there, if our legal advisor assures us that the<br \/>\n      statute of limitations has expired on everything that happened the last<br \/>\n      time we passed through&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><em>(We used a stock photo of Sam Kinnison to illustrate this article instead<br \/>\n        of Jack Black because Kinnison should have been the star of &quot;School of<br \/>\n      Rock&quot;, and would have been if he hadn&#8217;t been dead ten years.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/ae\/movies\/articles\/2005\/06\/03\/learning_to_roll_with_the_punches_in_the_real_school_of_rock\/\">review from the Boston Globe<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Boston Globe reviews a documentary called &quot;Rock School&quot;about the real-life &quot;School of Rock&quot; and the failed-musician-turned-teacher who was portrayed by Jack Black in the Hollywood version. We are tempted to actually break down and pay to see this movie &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/06\/03\/rock-school-vs-school-of-rock\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[580],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends-and-family"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}