{"id":304,"date":"2005-05-27T11:28:21","date_gmt":"2005-05-27T15:28:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/05\/27\/parking-nazi-innocent-of-murder-of-97-"},"modified":"2005-05-27T11:28:21","modified_gmt":"2005-05-27T15:28:21","slug":"parking-nazi-innocent-of-murder-of-97-yr-old-woman-on-lesbian-bride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/05\/27\/parking-nazi-innocent-of-murder-of-97-yr-old-woman-on-lesbian-bride\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Nazi Innocent of Murder of 97-yr-old Woman on Lesbian Bride Street"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a5198'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/vancar.jpg\" width=\"174\" height=\"230\" align=\"left\">Those<br \/>\n        of us who do not believe in coincidence are doomed to spending significant<br \/>\n        time looking for the correlations in juxtapositions of events such as<br \/>\n        the following. First came the case of the Parking Nazi, in Jamaica Plain,<br \/>\n        a leafy counter-culture neighborhood in the City of Boston.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bostonherald.com\/localRegional\/view.bg?articleid=84660&amp;format=&amp;page=1\">The<br \/>\n        Parking Nazi <\/a>was one of those ubiquitous urban pains-in-the-ass, who<br \/>\n        occasionally go completely off the deep end and become serious public<br \/>\n        nuisances. He was obsessed with parking and vehicles violations on his<br \/>\n        street. Not just blocking hydrants or lack of a neighborhood parking sticker.<br \/>\n        This guy had a list of violations, which included parking on the street<br \/>\n        if you had a driveway, out of date registration or inspection stickers,<br \/>\n        out-of-state licence plates, taking up more than one space, vanity plates<br \/>\n        and bumper stickers, and parking for more than 24 hours without moving.<\/p>\n<p>And, like all true Nazis, he was into &quot;enforcement&quot;. He would<br \/>\n        start with nasty letters, stuck on windshields, detailing violations and<br \/>\n        threatening police, FBI and IRS action. Repeated violations merited escalated<br \/>\n        measures including smearing cars with chocolate syrup and feces, scratching<br \/>\n        and spray painting. Thank God this guy is off the street (he was arrested<br \/>\n        Tuesday).<\/p>\n<p>Things got really macabre yesterday, however, with the news that a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/news\/local\/massachusetts\/articles\/2005\/05\/27\/woman_97_apparently_slain_in_home\/\">97-year<br \/>\n        old woman had been murdered <\/a>on the same street that the Parking Nazi<br \/>\n        was working! <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>A 97-year-old woman was found dead in her home in Jamaica Plain early<br \/>\n          yesterday, and police officers with knowledge of the investigation said<br \/>\n          she had been beaten and was wrapped in a blanket.<\/p>\n<p>          One of the officers and a neighbor said that a window leading into the<br \/>\n          victim&#8217;s first-floor apartment had been broken. The officer also said<br \/>\n          that her part of the three-family house on St. John Street had been<br \/>\n          ransacked.<\/p>\n<p>          Minutes before she died, the woman, whom neighbors and friends identified<br \/>\n          as Gerda T. Bissett, hit a medical alarm button she usually wore around<br \/>\n          her neck to summon help, said the police officers, who spoke on condition<br \/>\n          of anonymity. Police, fire, and medical personnel responded at around<br \/>\n          4 a.m., police said. They broke down the door and found Bissett dead<br \/>\n          on the floor of a bedroom near the front door, the police officers said.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>What kind of sick bastard would kill a 97-year old woman who weighed<br \/>\n        97 pounds? There is serious evil afoot in Jamaica Plain, and if the Parking<br \/>\n        Nazi hadn&#8217;t been in custody, he would have been at the top of the suspect<br \/>\n        list. <\/p>\n<p>Then, on the local news coverage of the murder last night, who should<br \/>\n        pop up as the spokesperson for the &quot;tight-knit&quot; street association<br \/>\n        of the Nazi Street of Death, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?file=\/c\/a\/2005\/05\/17\/MNGTECQ5BP1.DTL\">Julie<br \/>\n        Goodridge<\/a>, who was one-half of the first same-sex marriage in Massachusetts,<br \/>\n        and a plaintiff in tech landmark court case that changed the law and started<br \/>\n        the same-sex marriage controversy that continues to rage across the nation.<br \/>\n        She also lives on this quiet street in JP<\/p>\n<p>Finally, the news stories are all quoting the district&#8217;s representative.on<br \/>\n        the Boston City Council, up and coming Boston Pol, and instigator of the<br \/>\n        <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/05\/20#a5155\">Boston<br \/>\n        Wi-Fi Summit<\/a>, John Tobin!<\/p>\n<p>Our mind is working overtime, and yet we can&#8217;t get a handle on the disparate<br \/>\n        threads of this nexus of news. What is happening in Jamaica Plain? Is<br \/>\n        it something in the water? Biblical retribution for such a concentration<br \/>\n        of philistine sin? What is the connection between the Parking Nazi, the<br \/>\n        murdered great-great-great grandmother, same-sex marriage and Councilor<br \/>\n        Tobin? These are the questions that keep us up at night&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bostonherald.com\/localRegional\/view.bg?articleid=84660&amp;format=&amp;page=1\">Parking<br \/>\n        Nazi <\/a>story from the Herald<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/news\/local\/massachusetts\/articles\/2005\/05\/27\/woman_97_apparently_slain_in_home\/\">murder<br \/>\n        story <\/a>from the Globe<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/votejohntobin.com\">John Tobin&#8217;s <\/a>web site (no comment,<br \/>\n        so far)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those of us who do not believe in coincidence are doomed to spending significant time looking for the correlations in juxtapositions of events such as the following. First came the case of the Parking Nazi, in Jamaica Plain, a leafy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/05\/27\/parking-nazi-innocent-of-murder-of-97-yr-old-woman-on-lesbian-bride\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1442],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-serious-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}