{"id":2982,"date":"2006-09-23T23:37:07","date_gmt":"2006-09-24T03:37:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2006\/09\/23\/uncle-festers-head-on-lou-ferrignos-bo"},"modified":"2006-09-23T23:37:07","modified_gmt":"2006-09-24T03:37:07","slug":"uncle-festers-head-on-lou-ferrignos-body","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2006\/09\/23\/uncle-festers-head-on-lou-ferrignos-body\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncle Fester&#8217;s Head on Lou Ferrigno&#8217;s Body"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a8831'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"538\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/armitay.jpg\" width=\"153\" height=\"174\" align=\"left\">Richard Armitage was mainly unknown to most Americans until recently.<br \/>\n        But now Armitage, the quintessential Washington insider can&#8217;t; seem to<br \/>\n        stay out of the news. First it was revealed that Richard Armitage was Bob<br \/>\n        Novak&#8217;s source for his story on Valerie Plame and now a report comes in<br \/>\n        about a bomb threat made by him after 9\/11.      <\/p>\n<p>        Pakistani leader General Pervez Musharraf said that former Deputy Secretary<br \/>\n            of State Richard Armitage threatened to bomb Pakistan &quot;back to<br \/>\n            the stone age&quot; unless they cooperated with 9\/11\/2001-related<br \/>\n            intelligence gathering. <\/p><\/div>\n<p align=\"justify\">by By Jack Kramer in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalledger.com\/artman\/publish\/article_27268572.shtml\">National Ledger<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Central casting couldn&#8217;t have genetically designed a better<br \/>\n      heavy for the mutant crew of the Cheney-gang. Armitage looks like the Adam&#8217;s<br \/>\n      Family<br \/>\n    Uncle Fester&#8217;s head spliced onto Lou Ferrigno&#8217;s body.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Although he claims not to have been authorized to<br \/>\n        threaten and therefore, ipso facto, he could not have threatened (the<br \/>\n        logic of which<br \/>\n      somehow escapes<br \/>\n      us), it seems clear to the Dowbrigade&#8217;s overactive imagination that Armitage&#8217;s<br \/>\n      rap went something like this: &quot;Now look here General, all due respect,<br \/>\n      but these psychopathic killers are using your territory to train terrorists<br \/>\n      and coordinate attacks against the United States. We are committed<br \/>\n      to exterminating these scum wherever they are hiding. These human vermin<br \/>\n      have infected your country, and if we don&#8217;t have your complete and immediate<br \/>\n      cooperation on the ground we are going to take our each and every one of the bastards with a<br \/>\n      massive bombardment of high-tech aerial weapons systems which will effectively<br \/>\n      transport Pakistan back to the stone age.&quot;<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>See, it doesn&#8217;t sound so bad when its put in those terms. Despite this Realpolitik offer that couldn&#8217;t be refused, the begrudging<br \/>\n      acquiescence of General&#8230;..General is just delaying the inevitable.&nbsp;He<br \/>\n      knew he was in a lose\/lose situation, and was just hoping to somehow get out alive. And looked at from within that context, he hasn&#8217;t done bad at all.<br \/>\n      Now he feels he has<br \/>\n      he has done his time, played his part, narrowly escaping over a dozen assassination attempts,<br \/>\n      and as partial compensation has bribed Bush to endorse his book, building<br \/>\n      buzz on a world stage, as he quickly feathers his nest for a pampered and<br \/>\n      protected retirement far from the threatening streets of Islamabad, a retirement which<br \/>\n      may come sooner rather than later.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Because, make no mistake, he is hated in his homeland, as are we, and<br \/>\n      Pakistan&#8217;s restless young millions, without oil riches to placate them,<br \/>\n      represent radical Islam&#8217;s best bet and easiest path to nuclear arms. Uneasy<br \/>\n      rests the crown on General&#8230;.General&#8217;s head, and we may all pay the price when it falls. Buy the way, the book comes out Wednesday&#8230;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Richard Armitage was mainly unknown to most Americans until recently. But now Armitage, the quintessential Washington insider can&#8217;t; seem to stay out of the news. First it was revealed that Richard Armitage was Bob Novak&#8217;s source for his story on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2006\/09\/23\/uncle-festers-head-on-lou-ferrignos-body\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[96],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}