{"id":2975,"date":"2006-08-29T22:48:03","date_gmt":"2006-08-30T02:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2006\/08\/29\/a-mere-trifle\/"},"modified":"2006-08-29T22:48:03","modified_gmt":"2006-08-30T02:48:03","slug":"a-mere-trifle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2006\/08\/29\/a-mere-trifle\/","title":{"rendered":"A Mere Trifle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a8787'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"538\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td height=\"952\">\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/triffle.jpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"210\" align=\"left\">The<br \/>\n         quid pro quo for having a herd of friendly foreign in-laws in exotic<br \/>\n         climes from Flushing, Queens to Jipijapa are long, unfortunately timed<br \/>\n       visits from selfsame in-laws, particularly the traditionally gnarly mother-in-law.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">So it was with some trepidation that we have been anticipating<br \/>\n         the arrival today of Norma Yvonne&#8217;s outlandish aunt Delfina, morbidly<br \/>\n         obese<br \/>\n       brother Gualberto and her wizened, widowed mother, Annie. Our dear mom-in-law<br \/>\n       is here for the better part of a month, the others just came along from<br \/>\n         New York to drop her off. This is a cultural trait of Latinos, we have<br \/>\n         noted. When any family member is leaving on a trip, or coming back from<br \/>\n       one, the entire troupe of 27 troupe down to the airport in a rolling bon<br \/>\n         voyage, or welcome home, as the case may be.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">At any rate, due to our only partially undeserved reputation<br \/>\n         with our in-laws as an accomplished chef, we were expected to produce<br \/>\n         an exotic<br \/>\n       epicurean repast for tonight despite our current crushing schedule down<br \/>\n         at the academic salt mines.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Within the constraints of time, budget and ingredients,<br \/>\n         we kept it simple: Matza ball soup (for that exotic, ethnic Yid touch)<br \/>\n         Pollo a<br \/>\n         la Brasa (Broasted Chicken), Arroz a la Jardinero, fresh local sweet<br \/>\n         corn,<br \/>\n         and<br \/>\n         tomato,<br \/>\n         cuke<br \/>\n       and onion slice salad.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">But the tour de force, by popular request, was trifle.<br \/>\n         Trifle. is a category of dessert, rather than a single dish. The version<br \/>\n         we learned<br \/>\n         from our mother combines a base of pound cake, layers of fresh fruit,<br \/>\n       Bird (British) dessert pudding, marmalade, canned cling peaches in heavy<br \/>\n         syrup and whipped cream.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The cool thing about Trifle. is that it is kind of<br \/>\n         the smorgasbord of fancy desserts. You can throw in whatever marmalades<br \/>\n         or preserves you<br \/>\n         have in the refrigerator, and whatever fresh fruits are available and<br \/>\n         in season. In this version we used fresh strawberries, mandarin orange<br \/>\n         slices, and a banana.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The other adjustment we made in this version was in<br \/>\n         the pudding layer. Usually we use two envelopes of Bird&#8217;s, a quaint<br \/>\n         and traditional British<br \/>\n       pudding which brings to mind Brigadier Pudding and treacle and is oddly<br \/>\n       available in most major American markets, but today we found ourself down<br \/>\n         to the very last packet. At the local Star market, we searched in vain<br \/>\n         for the magic powder, which when mixed with two cups of milk and a bit<br \/>\n         of sugar turns into a pasty pudding that holds the whole Trifle. together<br \/>\n         like tapioca holds together whatever those little white globules are.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">They had already made, ready-to-eat Bird&#8217;s Pudding,<br \/>\n         a new format we had never seen, at $5.99 for a small packet, but as<br \/>\n         it was unrefrigerated<br \/>\n         and who-knows-how-long stored and shipped from the mother country we<br \/>\n       passed. They had a Bird Trifle. Preparation Kit, at $7.99, which included<br \/>\n       mixes for the cake, the pudding, a sort of translucent gelatin layer<br \/>\n       unlike anything in Mom&#8217;s version, and a white, whipped cream-like &quot;topping&quot;.<br \/>\n         We recoiled and retreated.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">In lieu of a Bird&#8217;s refill, we noted that the directions<br \/>\n         on a package of Jello Flan were EXACTLY the same as for a packet of<br \/>\n         Birds &#8211; mix with<br \/>\n       two cups of milk and a bit of sugar, heat to a full boil, stirring constantly,<br \/>\n       and then chill. We were cooking for a Latin audience, so maybe the Flan<br \/>\n         substitution would fly. Should we just go with the single packet of<br \/>\n         Birds, prepare a packet of each and apply them as separate layers, or<br \/>\n       throw them in together and how for a fortuitous blending of tastes and<br \/>\n         consistencies? We threw caution to the wind, and threw them both into<br \/>\n         a pot with 4 cups of milk, and crossed our fingers.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Seems to have worked find for tonight, but we can&#8217;t<br \/>\n         hide behind trifles for the better part of a month&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>for a <a href=\"https:\/\/scitech.pbwiki.com\/Triffle\">full photo review<\/a> of the process, <a href=\"https:\/\/scitech.pbwiki.com\/Triffle\">SEE HERE<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The quid pro quo for having a herd of friendly foreign in-laws in exotic climes from Flushing, Queens to Jipijapa are long, unfortunately timed visits from selfsame in-laws, particularly the traditionally gnarly mother-in-law. 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