{"id":2937,"date":"2006-07-11T22:19:43","date_gmt":"2006-07-12T02:19:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2006\/07\/11\/wi-fi-wars\/"},"modified":"2006-07-11T22:19:43","modified_gmt":"2006-07-12T02:19:43","slug":"wi-fi-wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2006\/07\/11\/wi-fi-wars\/","title":{"rendered":"Wi-Fi Wars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a8657'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/wireles8.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"287\" align=\"left\">Some wireless users sneak in their own food with<br \/>\n          their laptops. Others buy one cup of coffee at 9 a.m. and surf the<br \/>\n          Net until closing time. And the truly audacious sit for hours without<br \/>\n          making any pretense of a purchase.<\/p>\n<p>In and around Boston, cafe owners who installed wireless signals to draw customers<br \/>\nsay they also are drawing Internet users who tie up seats for hours, buy little<br \/>\nor nothing, and make coffee shops feel like the office as they tap away at their<br \/>\nlaptops. Now some owners are fighting back by charging for wireless access, shutting<br \/>\noff their signal at peak business hours, or telling loitering laptoppers to shell<br \/>\nout or ship out.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/news\/local\/massachusetts\/articles\/2006\/07\/09\/wi_fi_wars\/\">Boston Globe<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>We have been reading more and more articles and seeing<br \/>\n          more and more video tout this kind of coffee shop as itinerant<br \/>\n          office life-style as a way to a) save on rent, b) run a small business<br \/>\n          with no overhead, c) work in a congenial environment or d) put it to<br \/>\n          The Man. Quite frankly, we fail to see the charm.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>A Starbucks or similar establishment seems like a<br \/>\n          piss-poor locale for getting anything done. For one, the seats are<br \/>\n          instruments of medieval torture. Designed to keep the trade moving,<br \/>\n          more than 30 minutes in one of these bloody wooden ass alters and we<br \/>\n          lose all sensation in our legs. Then, when we try to stand up, we end<br \/>\n          up lurching across the Cafe like a drunken peg-leg sailor in a typhoon.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>What else does the corner coffee shop have to offer<br \/>\n          in the way of office amenities? Overpriced generic caffeine-flavored<br \/>\n          beverages, sugary pastries and other sources of empty calories, and<br \/>\n          a mangy menagerie of bums, autistic auteurs, displaced persons, traveling<br \/>\n          salesmen, desperate, hard-edged scammers and walking borderline personality<br \/>\n          disorders. Someone is always whining, crying or snorting<br \/>\n          into a cell<br \/>\n          phone nearby.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Meanwhile, one is inhibited and prohibited from engaging<br \/>\n          in such normal private office behavior as nose-picking, ass-scratching<br \/>\n          and passing fits of madness. Plus, the complete absence of privacy<br \/>\n          would work our paranoia up something wicked, and before lone we would<br \/>\n          be huddled over our screen, blocking peripheral views with old New<br \/>\n          York Times, convinced the WinBook wielding nun in the corner was an<br \/>\n          operative for Opus Dei.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>What we don&#8217;t understand, why don&#8217;t they just work<br \/>\n          out of their homes, like the Dowbrigade does when he is &quot;between classes&quot;?<br \/>\n          Are they homeless? Do they have 17 nosy roommates who are always at home during<br \/>\n          the day? Or are things so interesting, temptations so abundant at<br \/>\n          home that they cannot muster the discipline to get anything done? Can<br \/>\n          they not afford an internet connection? Are they unable to use a coffee<br \/>\n          machine?<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>As a card-carrying member of the pajama-hadin, we<br \/>\n          are much more comfortable sprawled in our underwear in front of a nice<br \/>\n          big screen, with all of our books and periodicals within reach and<br \/>\n          a refrigerator full of power snacks. We haven&#8217;t found a cafe yet that<br \/>\n          serves Flor de Manabi Ecuadorian coffee, and until we do, we&#8217;ll work<br \/>\n          from home.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>As far as the WiFi moochers, it would seem elemental,<br \/>\n          my dear Watsons, to design software which would keep track of both<br \/>\n          wifi usage and consumption at each table, and enforce a minimum of,<br \/>\n          say $2.00 of consumption per hour, and if they go over, after humorous<br \/>\n            and politically correct warnings, interrupt the wi-fi until they<br \/>\n            buy something else. We would wager there are<br \/>\n            some<br \/>\n          smart programmers out there working on it now&#8230;.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some wireless users sneak in their own food with their laptops. Others buy one cup of coffee at 9 a.m. and surf the Net until closing time. And the truly audacious sit for hours without making any pretense of a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2006\/07\/11\/wi-fi-wars\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[576],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wacky-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2937"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2937\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}