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NEW YORK — Former major leaguer David
\n Segui admitted yesterday in an ESPN interview that he used human growth
\n hormone and was among the players mentioned by ex-teammate Jason Grimsley
\n to federal investigators. Segui added that he used the drug with a doctor’s
\n prescription because of a growth hormone deficiency.<\/p>\n
Segui, who spent 15 years in the majors and retired
\n in 2004, said on ESPN’s “Outside the Lines" that he continues to
\n use HGH legally. He said he first started using the hormone after the
\n deficiency was found when he went for blood work before surgery during
\n his playing career.<\/p>\n
from the AP<\/a><\/p>\n We can imagine how the conversation between David "Well, David, while we were doing the workup to "Oh, God, I knew it….What is it Doc? Give it to "Nothing so dire, luckily, but we did notice that "Not much appetite lately. Thought it "But then we took some more accurate measurements. Did "Are you nuts! There must be some mistake. Are you saying "I’m afraid so. The clincher was when "Jesus Christ. What’s causing it? Is there any treatment "We believe, Mr. Segui, that your condition is caused "Sounds good, but isn’t that stuff dangerous, not to "Well, we haven’t had a chance to measure it yet, "How soon can we start?"<\/em><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" NEW YORK — Former major leaguer David Segui admitted yesterday in an ESPN interview that he used human growth hormone and was among the players mentioned by ex-teammate Jason Grimsley to federal investigators. Segui added that he used the drug … Continue reading
\n and his doctor went……<\/em><\/p>\n
\n see why its taking you so long to come back from your latest arm surgery, we came up with some unexpected results that are cause for some concern…"<\/em><\/p>\n
\n me straight. AIDS? Syphilis? Lou Gerhrig disease?"<\/em><\/p>\n
\n your weight was down"<\/em><\/p>\n
\n was the pain killers and the greenies…"<\/em><\/p>\n
\n you know that you are now one hundred eighty millimeters shorter than
\n the last time we examined you? Or that your arms, measured from armpit
\n to wrist, are also almost two centimeters shorter?<\/em>"<\/p>\n
\n that I’m…..SHRINKING!"<\/em><\/p>\n
\n we measured your feet. You’ve lost a full shoe size."<\/em><\/p>\n
\n to stop it? I don’t want to end up a midget!"<\/em><\/p>\n
\n by a very rare Total Internal Deficiency of Human Growth Hormone (TIDHCH).
\n Luckily, modern science HAS found a treatment – external injections of
\n HGH. Up until recently, HGH had to be extracted from the pineal gland
\n of a living human being. Since no one can live without a pineal gland,
\n this made collecting HGH an expensive proposition. Most of it came from
\n Asia and Africa and only the superstars could afford it. But now
\n we have learned to synthesize the stuff, and its as easy to get as silicon."<\/em><\/p>\n
\n mention banned from baseball. There’s supposed to be all sorts of Cro-Magnon
\n side effects Are you sure its worth it?"<\/em><\/p>\n
\n but medical research shows that in cases like yours the shrinkage in the size of your maximally
\n aroused member will be at least as dramatic as the decline in your shoe
\n size and other bodily measurements…."<\/em><\/p>\n