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I tend to age my bourbon in my ample gullet. However, if you wish
\n to spend $29.95 on a massive magnet that realigns the individual molecules
\n of your finest port, whiskey, or brandy, be our guest.<\/p>\n
Through the magic of the spheres, the Shooter Buddy will make any drink
\n less bubbly and more better. Using the age-old vintner’s technique of powering
\n heavy electrical fields near vintage bottles, the Shooter Buddy realigns
\n "delicate magnetic alignment of the liquid particles." We prefer to use
\n ours while wearing our aluminum foil beanie and mind control prevention
\n pants.<\/p>\n
Just what we need – an aging accelerator!<\/i><\/p>\n
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