{"id":2868,"date":"2006-05-15T12:17:06","date_gmt":"2006-05-15T16:17:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2006\/05\/15\/tennis-travesty-tries-us-fans-patience"},"modified":"2006-05-15T12:17:06","modified_gmt":"2006-05-15T16:17:06","slug":"tennis-travesty-tries-us-fans-patience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2006\/05\/15\/tennis-travesty-tries-us-fans-patience\/","title":{"rendered":"Tennis Travesty Tries US Fans&#8217; Patience"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a8445'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/metennis.jpg\" width=\"144\" height=\"274\" align=\"left\">ROME<br \/>\n        &#8211; The monkey on Roger Federer&#8217;s back &#8211; Rafael &#8221;Raffa&quot; Nadal &#8211;<br \/>\n        has grown into a gorilla.<\/p>\n<p>      You expected the playful kid, 19-year-old Nadal, to finish the day swinging<br \/>\n      through the trees of the Borghese Gardens. And why not. This is his town,<br \/>\n      even if he comes from the Spanish isle of Mallorca: championships on both<br \/>\n      visits. He was so bouncy after Kong-ing Federer &#8211; for the fourth straight<br \/>\n      time &#8212; that 5 hours 6 minutes of heavy hitting and incessant running seemed<br \/>\n      a twinkling as he retained his Rome Masters title yesterday.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">by Bud Collins in<a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/sports\/other_sports\/tennis\/articles\/2006\/05\/15\/federer_cant_shake_him\/\"> the Boston Globe<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Although we<br \/>\n        will be surprised if Collins doesn&#8217;t take some heat for his unfortunate<br \/>\n        simian simile, we have to agree with the<br \/>\n          basic idea behind his analogy.&nbsp;Nadal is an absolute animal on<br \/>\n          the court. In 40 years of playing and watching tennis we have never<br \/>\n          seen<br \/>\n          another player hit each and every shot with as much pure exuberant viciousness<br \/>\n          as Rafael Nadal.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Of course, as a writer we would prefer to note his feline<br \/>\n        reflexes and lion-like killer instincts as he sprang after and pounced<br \/>\n        upon his bouncing yellow prey. The gorilla analogy, and that swinging<br \/>\n        through trees stuff, smacks of, well, racism. Imagine if Collins had<br \/>\n        said the same thing about James Blake or Serena Williams! We guess our<br \/>\n        Simian relatives are a bit too close to us on the evolutionary family<br \/>\n        tree for sportswriters to freely bandy such images about.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>But the on-court savagery of the teenaged Spaniard seems<br \/>\n        to be the only antidote to the 4-year dominance of the world #1, Roger<br \/>\n        Federer of Switzerland. Federer, widely acknowledged as the best player<br \/>\n        of the current generation, is something sick like 183-8 over the last<br \/>\n        three years. The only player on the planet he can&#8217;t beat is Nadal, on<br \/>\n        clay, responsible for four of those 8 losses.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>The travesty was not on the court &#8211; it was in our inability<br \/>\n        to view the match, either live or on tape. This had to be one of the<br \/>\n        most exciting and closely contested sporting events<br \/>\n            of<br \/>\n            the<br \/>\n            season,<br \/>\n            world #1 vs. world #2, in the finals of a national tournament, and<br \/>\n            yet<br \/>\n            it was not<br \/>\n            to<br \/>\n            be found<br \/>\n            on any of the 111 channels of our sports-skewed cable service or<br \/>\n        on any of the 47 sports-exclusive high-definition screens at our local,<br \/>\n          <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/04\/26\">award-winning<br \/>\n            sports bar<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Is this evidence of the short-sighted neglect of a popular<br \/>\n        and upscale sport by the network programmers, or of the tragic US-centric<br \/>\n        scope of public popularity, at least as far as those same network programmers<br \/>\n        perceive it. A match between a Swiss and a Spaniard for the Championship<br \/>\n        of Italy, just doesn&#8217;t make the grade.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/Rafadal.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"250\" align=\"right\">Or is it more insidious still, a psychic slap directly<br \/>\n        at the Dowbrigade, devaluing the only sporting activity at which he does<br \/>\n        not abjectly suck. Dark, paranoid thoughts on a dismal gray rain-soaked<br \/>\n        Sunday. No tennis for  weeks, it seems, either in real life or on television.<br \/>\n        Indoor season finally ended, and they&#8217;ve deflated the MIT bubble. Yellow-ball withdrawal.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Oh, cursed dregs of the New England cavalcade of atmospheric<br \/>\n        conditions! We feel the siren call of Southern California, or sun-struck<br \/>\n        South America, where tennis is respected, and playable year-round.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>This week Federer and Nadal are both playing a tournament<br \/>\n        in Hamburg. No one is willing to bet they won&#8217;t again end up in the finals,<br \/>\n        next Sunday. Any chance we could get this one on the tube, guys?<\/em><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ROME &#8211; The monkey on Roger Federer&#8217;s back &#8211; Rafael &#8221;Raffa&quot; Nadal &#8211; has grown into a gorilla. You expected the playful kid, 19-year-old Nadal, to finish the day swinging through the trees of the Borghese Gardens. And why not. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2006\/05\/15\/tennis-travesty-tries-us-fans-patience\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[243],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}