{"id":2863,"date":"2006-05-11T10:11:28","date_gmt":"2006-05-11T14:11:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2006\/05\/11\/big-oil-benefits-from-human-sacrifice\/"},"modified":"2006-05-11T10:11:28","modified_gmt":"2006-05-11T14:11:28","slug":"big-oil-benefits-from-human-sacrifice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2006\/05\/11\/big-oil-benefits-from-human-sacrifice\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Oil Benefits from Human Sacrifice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a8425'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/humsac.jpg\" width=\"260\" height=\"215\" align=\"left\">WASHINGTON &#8212; Crude oil futures jumped above $72 a<br \/>\n        barrel yesterday after the fatal shooting of an American oil worker in<br \/>\n        Nigeria and a refinery snag in Texas exacerbated supply concerns.<\/p>\n<p>      The rally came in spite of US government data released yesterday that showed<br \/>\n      an increase in oil and gasoline supplies, highlighting just how nervous<br \/>\n      the market remains about everything from geopolitics to the weather.<\/p>\n<p>      At about $70 a barrel, oil futures prices have been supported for weeks<br \/>\n      by concerns ranging from the West&#8217;s diplomatic confrontation with Iran,<br \/>\n      a thin supply cushion, and the coming hurricane season, among other factors.<\/p>\n<p>      &#8221;The market is so jittery right now,&quot; said BNP Paribas Commodity<br \/>\n      Futures broker Tom Bentz, one of several market participants who said prices<br \/>\n      may take yet another run at last month&#8217;s record above $75 a barrel.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/business\/globe\/articles\/2006\/05\/11\/crude_oil_climbs_back_over_72_a_barrel\/\">Boston<br \/>\n          Globe<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>No Tom, you have to say the market is so jittery THAT&#8230;.it<br \/>\n        needs to take a chill pill. Or something, but as an English teacher,<br \/>\n        it chaps our ass when people say, for example, &quot;I am SO grossed out&#8230;.&quot;<br \/>\n        Please tell us, we plead, that you are so grossed out, as are we, that<br \/>\n        you want to throw up.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Pet peeves aside, what strikes us as interesting<br \/>\n          is that the assassination of a single American oil worker in Nigeria<br \/>\n          could send<br \/>\n        oil prices up $1.44 a barrel. Considering that current worldwide consumption<br \/>\n          is around 80 million barrels PER DAY, the death of that worker is generating<br \/>\n        $115.2 million of additional funds daily into the coffers of the oil<br \/>\n        companies and producing states.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>At that rate of exchange, and if they could get away<br \/>\n          with it, we are sure the oil companies would enthusiastically institute<br \/>\n        a weekly, or even a daily human sacrifice, in the style and on the scale<br \/>\n        of the Aztec Empire. Hugo Chavez would probably throw in a few IMFers,<br \/>\n        and Iranian President Ahmadinejad might offer up some of those die-hard<br \/>\n          Shahists it&#8217;s had rotting in cellar cells for 18 years now. <\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>It would be obvious that the Gods favored the supplications,because<br \/>\n        the financial benefits would be, as they were in this case, immediate<br \/>\n          and substantial.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>The Saudis, who already have more money than they<br \/>\n          know what to do with, and spend most of their time trying not to attract<br \/>\n          attention, seem vaguely embarrassed by the whole current price<br \/>\n        spike,and would probably decline to participate.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>All kidding aside, one has to respect the brilliance<br \/>\n          of the energy cartel. We have been maneuvered into a position where<br \/>\n          almost<br \/>\n        ANYTHING that happens on the world stage pushes the price of oil up.<br \/>\n        Political developments, fighting in producing countries, Presidential<br \/>\n        threats, mechanical failures, labor disputes, tanker accidents, sabotage<br \/>\n        and rumors of sabotage, terrorist attacks completely unrelated to oil<br \/>\n        &#8211; all of these and more send the prices to new highs, and the numbers<br \/>\n          at the pump spin like those on a one-armed bandit.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>Bad weather, in any one of a dozen parts of the world,<br \/>\n        will send prices spiraling! How likely is it that there will be bad weather<br \/>\n        in any one of a dozen parts of the world? Give us a break.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>We&#8217;ve been snookered, boys and girls, and in the process<br \/>\n        we&#8217;ve gotten strung out, bad. So bad that going cold turkey would kill<br \/>\n        us.&nbsp;All of us, and literally, not figuratively. So it&#8217;s not as<br \/>\n        simple as waking up and realizing we&#8217;ve been snookered.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em>But that&#8217;s the first step.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON &#8212; Crude oil futures jumped above $72 a barrel yesterday after the fatal shooting of an American oil worker in Nigeria and a refinery snag in Texas exacerbated supply concerns. The rally came in spite of US government data &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2006\/05\/11\/big-oil-benefits-from-human-sacrifice\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[96],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2863"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2863\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}