{"id":2808,"date":"2005-01-08T21:26:42","date_gmt":"2005-01-09T01:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/01\/08\/stormy-weather-errands\/"},"modified":"2005-01-08T21:26:42","modified_gmt":"2005-01-09T01:26:42","slug":"stormy-weather-errands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/01\/08\/stormy-weather-errands\/","title":{"rendered":"Stormy Weather Errands"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a4430'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">\n<p> We<\/p>\n<p>          got around to paying the January bills today. Paying the monthly bills<br \/>\n        is always a chore we put off as long as possible, enjoying a few days<br \/>\n        of healthy<br \/>\n        bank balance<br \/>\n          before nagging fiscal responsibility forces us to get out the checkbook<br \/>\n          and attack the pile of bad news accumulating alongside our computer.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, around noon, having stoically survived the psycho-fiscal damage<br \/>\n        of writing all those checks, we discovered we were out of stamps. Looking<br \/>\n        out<br \/>\n          the window at the local manifestations of the wicked winter storm which<br \/>\n          has wound it way across the nation this past week, and was at that<br \/>\n        moment wracking New England in a particularly nasty meteorological<br \/>\n        mishmash<br \/>\n        which<br \/>\n          managed<br \/>\n          to intermingle the worst attributes of wind, rain, snow, hail and sleet,<br \/>\n          we thanked the postal gods for placing a local Post Office on the corner<br \/>\n          of our street, right across from the Armenian bakery.<\/p>\n<p>That lasted until Norma Yvonne informed us that the local Watertown<br \/>\n        branches of the Post Office didn&#8217;t even open on Saturday, and that we<br \/>\n        would have<br \/>\n        to hike or drive the long mile into Harvard Square, where the PO was<br \/>\n         open until 3.&nbsp; Which we did, finding a parking space right in front,<br \/>\n         barely long enough for the White Whale. But we thought we could fit,<br \/>\n         and our expertise in parallel parking is legendary, at least in our<br \/>\n         own mind.<\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/johnwayne.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" align=\"left\"><\/em>We embarked on what quickly became a fiendishly complicated full-contact<br \/>\n        parking drill, with a pumped up degree of difficulty due to the ruts<br \/>\n        of semi-solid slush and snowplow runoff. After several dozen minute forward<br \/>\n        and backward maneuvers we managed to box ourselves completely in, literally<br \/>\n        touching the bumpers of both the car in front and the car behind, and<br \/>\n        half sticking out into Mt. Auburn Street at least two feet from the<br \/>\n        curb at the closest point. After a short but intense inner struggle,<br \/>\n        (for we hate to abandon any effort once we have undertaken it) we<br \/>\n        decided our position was untenable and we had better disappear before<br \/>\n        the owner<br \/>\n        of one or the other of the contiguous cars arrived to comment on and<br \/>\n        possibly object to our parking methodology. After an equally painstaking<br \/>\n        disengagement we found a much more amenable spot a block down the street.<\/p>\n<p>Once in the post office,we were faced with another difficult decision.&nbsp; Which<br \/>\n        design to buy? We found the holiday trio, Merry Christmas (featuring<br \/>\n        Virgin and Child), Happy Hanukah and Kwanza a bit passe.&nbsp; The only<br \/>\n        sports stamps available were &quot;The Early Years of Football&quot;,<br \/>\n        when men were men, offensive linemen weighed 180 pounds and wore leather<br \/>\n        caps like WWI fighter pilots, and the Special Olympics. The first seemed<br \/>\n        too nostalgically macho, and the<br \/>\n        second<br \/>\n        too<br \/>\n        PC. There were musical honorees we knew next to nothing about, like Earl<br \/>\n        Scruggs,<br \/>\n        who we think used to be on Hee Haw, and Moss Hart, who we assume was<br \/>\n        the father of the famous drummer of the Crateful Dead, Micky Hart. The<br \/>\n        disease stamps are always tempting, but we felt only a tenuous connection<br \/>\n        to the only<br \/>\n        two<br \/>\n        diseases available this month, Breast Cancer and Sickle Cell Anemia.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/rbfuller.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" align=\"right\">So the<br \/>\n        choice came down to two American icons; John Wayne and Buckminster Fuller.<br \/>\n        We never really managed to embrace Wayne as a personal hero, he was always<br \/>\n        too smug and obsequious, especially around the &quot;little ladies&quot;. But<br \/>\n        his rugged reticence has inspired several generations of American cowboys<br \/>\n        and can be seen as the intellectual author of the entire Reagan revolution<br \/>\n        and Bush&#8217;s Showdown in Arabia.&nbsp; On the other hand, Buckminster Fuller,<br \/>\n        inventor of geodesic domes and prefabricated homes planted in place<br \/>\n        by helicopters which had previous dropped tailored explosive charges<br \/>\n        to clear a solid base for the future homesite, has been an inspiration<br \/>\n        to the Dowbrigade since he was a wee lad. In fact, we has a bit TOO much<br \/>\n        of a personal favorite to slap his face on a bunch of bills, which was<br \/>\n        all we were mailing this morning.<\/p>\n<p>So we decided to get 20 stamps of each design, and to use some on correspondence<br \/>\n        to correspondents on our naughty list and the others on correspondents<br \/>\n        on our nice list. We&#8217;ll let you guess whose mug went out on our pile<br \/>\n        of bills.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We got around to paying the January bills today. 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