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The
\n bidding is fast and furious over on eBay as we write, for the 10-year
\n old half-eaten cheese sandwich with the unmistakable image of the virgin
\n Mary on its surface.<\/p>\n
At last count, the In fact, this American morality play inspired the Dowbrigade to go digging If a fuzzy image of the Virgin Mary on a cheese sandwich is worth $70,000, So if you want to consecrate your home with a living icon of divine story from CBC<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The bidding is fast and furious over on eBay as we write, for the 10-year old half-eaten cheese sandwich with the unmistakable image of the virgin Mary on its surface. At last count, the bidding was up to $70,000 and … Continue reading
\n bidding was up to $70,000<\/a> and still rising, after
\n eBay temporarily called a halt to the auction while they checked on the
\n authenticity of the item. Obviously, it passed mustard. Thank God that
\n woman noticed that there was a miraculous apparition on her sandwich
\n before she popped the other half into her mouth! Let it be a lesson to
\n us all to look more closely at our food before we blindly cram it into
\n our indiscriminating maws.<\/p>\n
\n through the detritus in his own refrigerator, Diana Duyser of Miami isn’t
\n the only one with access to 10-year-old sandwiches! As we raced to the
\n kitchen we were filled with an inspirational premonition; our Lord was
\n about to speak through our discarded dairy products!<\/p>\n![](\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/charcheese.jpg\")
We didn’t find any sandwiches, but wouldn’t you know it, we found something
\n even better! On an old wedge of Cheddar what did we find but a clear image
\n of The Big Cheese himself! Yes ladies and gents, there it was, clear
\n as day, the full face of Our Lord etched on our cheese, looking slightly
\n jaundiced due to the yellowish tint of the underlying medium.<\/p>\n
\n what must a much clearer image of God himself etched directly on the
\n cheese be worth? Not being of the Christian persuasion, and feeling somewhat
\n uncomfortable with
\n so
\n valuable
\n a religious
\n relic
\n on
\n the premises,
\n we
\n have reached the
\n difficult decision that we are willing to part with the Our Lord Cheese
\n Wedge, for the right price. As a dedicated Blogger, we have further
\n decided to offer it first, and for a limited time, on the Dowbrigade
\n News site before exposing it to the world on eBay.<\/p>\n
\n dairy intervention, send us your bid now. We personally guarantee that
\n the image on the cheese is actually the Lord Almighty, or at least the Permanent President
\n of the NRA, which to millions of gun-toting Americans is pretty much
\n the same thing.<\/p>\n