{"id":2678,"date":"2004-10-30T14:29:01","date_gmt":"2004-10-30T18:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/10\/30\/dowbrigade-prophet-of-doom\/"},"modified":"2004-10-30T14:29:01","modified_gmt":"2004-10-30T18:29:01","slug":"dowbrigade-prophet-of-doom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/10\/30\/dowbrigade-prophet-of-doom\/","title":{"rendered":"Dowbrigade, Prophet of Doom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a4072'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"537\">\n<p align=\"left\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/kkkops.jpg\" width=\"537\" height=\"242\"><br \/>\n        <em>Police block exits to Kenmore Wed. night (Dowbrigade photo)<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"> Boston awoke today to dark threatening skies<br \/>\n          laid thick on a cold, raw mist, a steady drizzle coating the streets<br \/>\n          with a slick shiny sheen.<br \/>\n          Despite<br \/>\n          that fact, up to five million long-frustrated Red Sox fans are expected<br \/>\n          to jam the streets of the city for the triumphant World Series victory<br \/>\n          parade. Bundled into long johns and rubber-muckers, yellow rain-slickers<br \/>\n          and ponchos, they have been lining the 3 mile parade route since long<br \/>\n          before dawn, wanting to share the supercharged emotions that have momentarily<br \/>\n          sliced through their normal apathy and somnambulistic media overload.<br \/>\n          The Dowbrigade will not be among them.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">In fact, since we impulsively grabbed our heavy-knit Andean<br \/>\n        sweater-coat and headed out  to the vicinity of Fenway Park<br \/>\n        during the ninth inning<br \/>\n        of the<br \/>\n        final<br \/>\n        game<br \/>\n        of<br \/>\n        the world championships, drawn by the vague promise of unbridled exuberance,<br \/>\n        drunken violence and bared undergraduate breasts, we have have been so<br \/>\n        burnt out by the double-barreled emotional assault of the World Series<br \/>\n        and the Presidential Elections that we have not blogged or even followed<br \/>\n        much of the news for a couple of days.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Not too long ago, the Dowbrigade was so addicted and fanatical<br \/>\n        about blogging EVERY day that we  forced <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scripting.com\">Dave Winer<\/a> to exit Interstate<br \/>\n        93 on our<br \/>\n        way back from a long day covering the primary campaign in New Hampshire,<br \/>\n        just so we could get to a computer and blog before midnight. We succeeded<br \/>\n        in publishing a note at 11:59:11, and couldn&#8217;t understand why Dave thought<br \/>\n        we were crazy.&nbsp; Now we do; at times a dramatic pause in the old<br \/>\n        verbiage flow can be healthy for bloggers and readers alike.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">So there we were, on Wednesday night, driving directly<br \/>\n        into the heart of the madness, Kenmore Square, where thousands of bloody-mined<br \/>\n        intoxicated youngsters gathered after every important victory to wreak<br \/>\n        a little havoc, where there was guaranteed to be exhibition of undergraduate<br \/>\n        idiocy and multiple arrests, where Victoria Snelgrove had been killed<br \/>\n        by a Police pellet gun a week earlier, where we had warned our students<br \/>\n        to absolutely stay away from, in the unlikely event of a World Series<br \/>\n        victory.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Despite the madness and exuberance and joy in the hearts<br \/>\n        of all members of Red Sox Nation that magical night, the Dowbrigade was<br \/>\n        filled with a gathering sense of dread. Somehow we knew that this epochal<br \/>\n        win<br \/>\n        represented<br \/>\n        a seismic<br \/>\n        shift in the karmic landscape of our corner of the universe, and such<br \/>\n        fundamental movements in the lines of power and fate which rule our lives<br \/>\n        always have counter-balancing repercussions. Something very bad was bound<br \/>\n        to happen.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">We parked the white whale on a quiet residential street<br \/>\n        behind BU, and about a 15 minute walk from Fenway Park.&nbsp; As we got<br \/>\n        closer to the center of the action, the crowd got thicker as hundreds<br \/>\n        of students<br \/>\n        flooded<br \/>\n        towards the square and the ballpark, frantically jabbering into their<br \/>\n        ubiquitous cell phones, sharing their joy, mustering forces, gloating<br \/>\n        to fans of other teams, or checking in with parents. Although most were<br \/>\n        going in our direction, some of fainter heart were turning around<br \/>\n        in the face of dangerous, out-of-control behavior already evident more<br \/>\n        than 10 blocks from the gathering crowd.&nbsp; We heard dubious and fearful<br \/>\n        mummers of &quot;It&#8217;s getting too crazy&quot; and &quot;This might not be such a good<br \/>\n        idea&quot; as about a third of the crowd bailed out and looked for calmer<br \/>\n        havens to hoist their celebrations.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">In Kenmore Square the scene was a Dantesque mixture of<br \/>\n        heaven and hell. People were hugging and hi-fiving strangers. The crowd<br \/>\n        streamed and bumped together, rising in spontaneous chants at random<br \/>\n        times or when someone did something exceptionally visible or stupid.<br \/>\n        The favorite sport seemed to be to climb light poles and shimmy out over<br \/>\n        the street towards the hanging stop lights, whip out a photo phone,<br \/>\n        snap a<br \/>\n        shot of the ecstatic<br \/>\n        crowd below to prove they&#8217;d been there, and shimmied down before the<br \/>\n        police could work through the massed bodies to arrest them.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">The crowd was definitely getting rowdier, and there was<br \/>\n        a lot of physical contact. At one point somebody bumped against our backside<br \/>\n        and uttered a sloppy &quot;sorry&quot;.&nbsp; Instinctually, we brushed<br \/>\n        our right hand against our rear pocket, to feel for our wallet, and it<br \/>\n        wasn&#8217;t there. Veteran of hundreds of attempted pocket-picks on foreign<br \/>\n        shores, we struggled to remember the details of the contact. Had we even<br \/>\n        remembered our wallet when we rushed out of the house at the start of<br \/>\n        the ninth? For about five minutes we ran through the mental checklist<br \/>\n        of what had to be done after a walletectomy, canceling cards, etc, before<br \/>\n        deciding it was a problem we could do nothing about until the following<br \/>\n        day, and that we needed to have out wits about us an our mind on the<br \/>\n        here and now as the crowd got more and more dangerously excited.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Here and there throughout the mob, brooms and banners<br \/>\n        were waving like captured emblems of enemy legions. Girls got up on their<br \/>\n        boyfriend&#8217;s shoulders, and a few flashed the crowd to sustained cheers.<br \/>\n        At the outlets to the Square a massive police presence lurked, lined<br \/>\n        up in riot gear, on horses, backed by floodlights and mobile command<br \/>\n        centers and armed with gas grenades, shotguns, white batons and some<br \/>\n        kind of fancy plastic lariats.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">By about an hour after the end of the game, the crowd reached<br \/>\n        its peak.&nbsp; Music was provided by isolated individuals, one with<br \/>\n        a tom-tom, another with a saxophone, a third waving a set of bagpipes.&nbsp; People<br \/>\n        were literally dancing in the streets, although considering most of them<br \/>\n        were severely intoxicated, rhymthically-challenged white people their<br \/>\n        movements more closely resembled St. Vitas  than any Arthur Murray<br \/>\n        steps.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">\n        Smashed football players were cannon balling through the crowd, trying<br \/>\n          to high-five people hard enough to knock them over.<br \/>\nWe bundled deeper into our protective sweater and concentrated on keeping our<br \/>\n          feet. A crewcut celebrant with obliterated eyes wrapped us in a bear<br \/>\n          hug, lifted us from the ground, and screamed, &quot;Way to Go, Sweater-Dude,<br \/>\n          we&#8217;re Number One!&quot; We knew it was time to leave.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">As if to reinforce our decision, the forces of order chose<br \/>\n        that moment to decide to clear the crowd, moving in tight, coordinated<br \/>\n        lines through the square and forcing the human mass down Commonwealth<br \/>\n        Ave and away from the ballpark. We went with the flow, as this was the<br \/>\n        direction<br \/>\n        of our car.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">We joined a ragtag band following the bagpiper through<br \/>\n        the BU campus, erupting into applause every time he finished a tune and<br \/>\n        encouraging him to keep on, keep on. Behind us, it was obvious that some<br \/>\n        of the celebrants weren&#8217;t ready to go home and were confronting the police<br \/>\n        Siriens wailed as ambulances and paddy wagons roared off down the blockaded<br \/>\n        street. Our thoughts returned to our missing wallet and we noted our<br \/>\n        vague sense of impending doom<br \/>\n        was unabated.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">We gained our car around 1:45, pleased to see the route<br \/>\n        out of the area and towards home was clear of traffic or crowds.&nbsp; We<br \/>\n        had to give a midterm exam at nine, and several sections of the test<br \/>\n        were still unfinished.&nbsp; As we drove down Memorial Drive, along the<br \/>\n        river and past Harvard Square, we glanced for the first time at our rear<br \/>\n        view mirror. It wasn&#8217;t<br \/>\n        there.&nbsp; All that was left was a jagged white plastic stump.&nbsp; It<br \/>\n        had been smashed and ripped from the body of the car.&nbsp; We pulled<br \/>\n        off to the side of the road and inspected the car for body damage.&nbsp; None.&nbsp; It<br \/>\n        was as though the mirror had been shattered by a sledgehammer, or a crowbar,<br \/>\n        or a BASEBALL BAT, while we were at the celebration.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Arriving home a little after two, tired, exhilarated, pissed<br \/>\n        off, our emotions still roiled by triumph and rage, we found our wallet<br \/>\n        atop the<br \/>\n        dresser. Menos mal.&nbsp; But we still can&#8217;t shake this feeling of gathering<br \/>\n        doom. The Red Sox are champions of the world, and something is very wrong<br \/>\n        in the cosmic balance.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">It&#8217;s noon now, and still raining.&nbsp; On the television<br \/>\n        scores of delirious fans are mobbing the parade route, following the<br \/>\n        amphibious and meteorologically aptly named duck boats down off of Storrow<br \/>\n        Drive and into the Charles River. The people crowd close for a glimse<br \/>\n        of their heroes, the only heroes they are allowed to have.&nbsp; Whatever<br \/>\n        else can be said about Bush and Kerry, they are not looking terribly<br \/>\n        heroic to the teeming masses looking for a lifeline of authentic hope<br \/>\n        or pride or vision to cling to.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Its all too depressing for words.&nbsp; This is the trial<br \/>\n        by fire of the TRUE Red Sox fan.&nbsp; The essential core nature of the<br \/>\n        Red Sox fan, what makes us different, and grander, than all other sports<br \/>\n        fan is the eternal striving after an unattainable goal. The TRUE Red<br \/>\n        Sox fan is paranoid, sun-shy, fatalistic, cynical and morose. Those pathetic<br \/>\n        good-time Charlies lining the streets of Boston in the rain are the deluded<br \/>\n        fools, dancing around their own downfall.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">So we feel not only justified but weirdly righteous in<br \/>\n        dwelling on the darker side of the changes sliding swift and silent beneath<br \/>\n        the surface of this insane euphoria. We are getting very close to bumping<br \/>\n        up against something large and vicious in the dark of our national bedroom,<br \/>\n        and we obviously aren&#8217;t ready for it. The next few days promise to deliver<br \/>\n        us once more into uncharted territory where all our map&#8217;s and notes and<br \/>\n        accumulated<br \/>\npolitical wisdom and      experience<br \/>\n        are<br \/>\n        useless.<br \/>\n        It could get very ugly.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">There are momentous movements underway, on the surface<br \/>\n        and deep beneath. Yassir Arafat exits stage left.&nbsp; Osama Bin Laden<br \/>\n        reappears in a lonely spotlight. Massed and poised power shuffles impatiently<br \/>\n        in<br \/>\n        the wings. The game is afoot, and it doesn&#8217;t bode well for the casual<br \/>\n        sports fan.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">So enjoy the party while it lasts, boys and girls.&nbsp; For<br \/>\n        us, we will not be attending any large public gatherings for a while.&nbsp; We<br \/>\n        will be here, in our living room, on the computer, TV tuned to a news<br \/>\n        channel in the background, nervous as a rabbit and ready to bolt at the<br \/>\n        first<br \/>\n        sign<br \/>\n        of<br \/>\n        the shit hitting<br \/>\n        the fan. And by the way, the fan they had in mind when writing that aphorism<br \/>\n        was definitely a Red Sox fan.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Police block exits to Kenmore Wed. night (Dowbrigade photo) Boston awoke today to dark threatening skies laid thick on a cold, raw mist, a steady drizzle coating the streets with a slick shiny sheen. 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