{"id":2624,"date":"2004-10-04T20:19:35","date_gmt":"2004-10-05T00:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/10\/04\/hurt-hand-hand-hurts\/"},"modified":"2004-10-04T20:19:35","modified_gmt":"2004-10-05T00:19:35","slug":"hurt-hand-hand-hurts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/10\/04\/hurt-hand-hand-hurts\/","title":{"rendered":"Hurt Hand, Hand Hurts"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The
\n Dowbrigade has somehow wrecked up his hand, which is swolen and painful
\n to the point of inoperability. The curious thing is that we cannot remember
\n any traumatic incident which could have produced such an injury; we did
\n not punch a wall, or a person, or catch it in a car door, or an elevator
\n door,
\n shake hands with any power-lifters or macho republicans, pet any sharks
\n or elephants, catch any 100 mph fastballs or bags of gold trickling down
\n from above. Yet our right ring finger is swollen like a sausage and painful
\n as a porcupine butt-massager. Tomorrow a doctor will tell us what exactly
\n we have done this time.<\/p>\n

Luckily, we can still copy and paste. Commenntary may be
\n limited for a while. Stay tuned….<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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