{"id":2605,"date":"2004-09-28T00:15:53","date_gmt":"2004-09-28T04:15:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/09\/28\/some-kids-need-the-biggest-toys\/"},"modified":"2004-09-28T00:15:53","modified_gmt":"2004-09-28T04:15:53","slug":"some-kids-need-the-biggest-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/09\/28\/some-kids-need-the-biggest-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Kids Need the Biggest Toys"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Springfield, Mass (Dowbrigade News) An enraged driver at
\n the Massachusetts State Fair today crashed his monster truck into the
\n Demolition Derby Bumper Car ride about half a mile from the Monster Truck
\n pit.<\/p>\n

Leroy Fenstermeister, the driver of the Monster Truck,
\n had been disqualified and prohibited from competing in the Monster Truck
\n obstacle course event due to his obvious intoxication, according to witnesses.<\/p>\n

"He grabbed his keys, shouted ‘I’ll show you who’s drunk!’
\n and jumped into his truck." reported Roberta Ernst, working security at
\n the event. <\/p>\n

Fenstermeister drove out of the motor sports area, through
\n the air and water rifle kiosks, flattened several popcorn, cotton candy
\n and hot dough carts, destroyed a row of Port-A-Pottys and ended up in
\n the middle of the Bumper Car ride.<\/p>\n

Miraculously, no one was hurt. Fenstermeister was arrested
\n and charged with driving under the influence, malicious destruction of
\n property and leaving the scene of an accident.<\/p>\n

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