{"id":2593,"date":"2004-09-23T17:15:33","date_gmt":"2004-09-23T21:15:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/09\/23\/its-closing-time\/"},"modified":"2004-09-23T17:15:33","modified_gmt":"2004-09-23T21:15:33","slug":"its-closing-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/09\/23\/its-closing-time\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Closing Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a3867'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/\nkerrypub.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"229\" align=\"left\">The<br \/>\n        difficult task facing John Kerry is the result of genius image-makers<br \/>\n        on the other side pulling off the greatest role<br \/>\n        reversal since Usama Bin Laden went from being a friendly freedom fighter<br \/>\n        against the Soviets in Afghanistan to the international incarnation of<br \/>\n        evil. Somehow, George Bush, scion of an ultra elite family and standard<br \/>\n        bearer of the<br \/>\n        fat cat business party has become the &quot;aw-shucks&quot; man of the people,<br \/>\n        and John Kerry, candidate of the working class\/immigrant\/downtrodden<br \/>\n        party has become the effete&nbsp; ivy-encrusted Eastern elitist, married<br \/>\n        to an heiress, and out of touch with the pulse of the common people.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">In ad after ad, public appearance after public appearance,<br \/>\n        from ground zero to to bowling alleys to NASCAR races, Bush is seen<br \/>\n        slapping backs and kicking back, while John Kerry seems completely incapable<br \/>\n        of communicating with the common citizens in their unconscious language<br \/>\n        of&nbsp; gestures and postures, verbal tics and folksy turns of phrase.<br \/>\n        In this, George W is a natural who can literally walk the walk and talk<br \/>\n        the talk, much more than his old man ever could.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Kerry, on the other hand, seems stiff and aloof even<br \/>\n        around his own family. Watching Kerry trying to be just plain folks is<br \/>\n        as painful as watching a three-legged dog trying to climb a ladder. Despite<br \/>\n        repeated reports that up close and in person he is a charismatic and<br \/>\n        caring presence, completely comfortable with cops and firemen and teachers<br \/>\n        and taxi drivers, it doesn&#8217;t play on TV.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">At this point Kerry&#8217;s best bet may be to convince voters<br \/>\n        that as swell a guy as Dubya is, you don&#8217;t necessarily want Bubba next<br \/>\n        door to be President of the United States at a crucial time of war and<br \/>\n        crisis.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Of course, history indicates this may be a lost cause.<br \/>\n        The two most successful Democratic Presidents of our lifetime were personally<br \/>\n        magnetic populists, and (most) everybody wanted to be their friend. Bill<br \/>\n        Clinton WAS Bubba next door, and he pulled the role off to perfection.<br \/>\n        JFK, Kerry&#8217;s namesake and model, was personally loved to a level approaching<br \/>\n        worship.&nbsp; Everybody wanted to be his pal, despite his patrician<br \/>\n        background and bearing.&nbsp; Hell, the guy was married to Jackie and<br \/>\n        screwing Marilyn.&nbsp; What more can one say.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The ultimate irony is that in &quot;real life&quot; George spends<br \/>\n        his free time with mysterious millionaires and members of the power elite,<br \/>\n        while John has&nbsp; reportedly spent hundreds of heartfelt hours at<br \/>\n        the bedsides of injured firefighters, visiting indigent constituents,<br \/>\n        and<br \/>\n        hanging<br \/>\n        at block parties<br \/>\n        and charity events with people who never were and never will be rich<br \/>\n        or famous. Behind the PR facades and beyond the reach of the image spinners,<br \/>\n        Bush is sparkling<br \/>\n        at a champaign<br \/>\n        reception<br \/>\n        up<br \/>\n        in<br \/>\n        the<br \/>\n        Penthouse, while Kerry is down at the bar on the corner, nursing a beer<br \/>\n        and bemoaning<br \/>\n        his fate with his plebian barroom buddies.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Get your chin out of your beer, John. Mop yourself up<br \/>\n        off the floor, and at least go down swinging. You&#8217;re reputedly a fantastic<br \/>\n        closer. Well, it&#8217;s closing time. <\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The difficult task facing John Kerry is the result of genius image-makers on the other side pulling off the greatest role reversal since Usama Bin Laden went from being a friendly freedom fighter against the Soviets in Afghanistan to the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/09\/23\/its-closing-time\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}