{"id":2584,"date":"2004-09-19T01:04:05","date_gmt":"2004-09-19T05:04:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/09\/19\/alls-fair-in-love-and-politics\/"},"modified":"2004-09-19T01:04:05","modified_gmt":"2004-09-19T05:04:05","slug":"alls-fair-in-love-and-politics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/09\/19\/alls-fair-in-love-and-politics\/","title":{"rendered":"All&#8217;s Fair in Love and Politics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a3843'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/snidely.jpg\" width=\"142\" height=\"234\" align=\"left\">A great<br \/>\n        many books will eventually be written about the 2004 electoral campaign.&nbsp; If<br \/>\n        the true facts are ever unearthed (and they almost always come out sooner<br \/>\n        or later), the tome on the dirty tricks and subterfuges this time should be a classic,<br \/>\n        and an extremely large volume.<\/p>\n<p>As a long-time fan of political infighting and elegant, underhanded<br \/>\n        conniving, we must say we have been impressed with the quality and creativity<br \/>\n        of the trickery unleashed thus far, the best of which unfortunately cannot be analyzed<br \/>\n        because it has yet to be discovered, and probably never will be. Sadly,<br \/>\n        for fans of tight races, almost all of the best moves have been on one<br \/>\n        side.<\/p>\n<p>One of the neatest tricks was actually nonpartisan, and occurred early,<br \/>\n        during the heat of the primary season. According to Howard Dean, it was<br \/>\n        the same thing he found most liberating in his campaign &#8211; his ability<br \/>\n        to ignore the traditional sources of campaign funding thanks to millions of small contributions &#8211; that ultimately<br \/>\n        doomed his effort. Unwilling to swallow a candidate they had no control<br \/>\n        over, the media magnates pulled a marvelously simple yet effective hack.<\/p>\n<p>They took a tape of a hoarse Dean yelling to be heard in the middle of a raucous,<br \/>\n        screaming crowd, and isolated the track coming just from HIS microphone.<br \/>\n        filtering out all of the background roar, and making Dean sound like<br \/>\n        a dangerous maniac screaming in an empty hall.&nbsp; They then took this filtered tape loop and<br \/>\n        played it over and over and over again on all available media outlets. End of Dean candidacy.<\/p>\n<p>Then there was the masterful Republican maneuvering of Kerry into the minefield<br \/>\n        of Vietnam.&nbsp; They knew that his service was a matter of honor to<br \/>\n        the Senator, and if challenged on that record would be unable to resist<br \/>\n        being sucked in to a petty and diversionary squabble over the particulars<br \/>\n        of 30-year-old paperwork.<\/p>\n<p>They did this knowing full well that they had the graying but still<br \/>\n        gung ho Swift Boat Veterans for the Truth waiting 30 years in ambush<br \/>\n        to avenge the sense that their service was worse than unnecessary. And<br \/>\n        sure enough, they burst from cover with guns blazing to question everything<br \/>\n        from Kerry&#8217;s whereabouts on New Year&#8217;s Eve 1973 to the source of his<br \/>\n        wounds. This was a textbook diversionary operation, and muddied the water<br \/>\n        sufficiently that it became immaterial what really happened. Meanwhile,<br \/>\n        the Democrats didn&#8217;t even have time to wonder where George Bush had been<br \/>\n        on New Year&#8217;s Eve, 1968.<\/p>\n<p>But the slickest move so far, at least of those partially exposed, has<br \/>\n        been the Bush Guard Document Dustup.&nbsp; In a move so dastardly and<br \/>\n        evil that Democrats are reportedly on the verge of picking up their chips<br \/>\n        and going home in the face of insurmountable Republican ingenuity, political<br \/>\n        insiders are hinting that Republicans may have leaked the Rather documents<br \/>\n        themselves.<\/p>\n<p>What, they ask, would the Republicans do if they knew that these documents<br \/>\n        existed and were afraid they would fall into the hands of the Democrats,<br \/>\n        or already had and the Dems were waiting for the most opportune moment<br \/>\n        to unveil them? What if they took the memos, and copied them over on<br \/>\n        computers into a format easily detectable as fake, and then slipped them<br \/>\n        to their old nemesis Dan? Well, maybe not <em>easily<\/em> detectable,<br \/>\n        because that would be a giveaway, but open to convincing debunking by<br \/>\n        experts. Not only would it defuse the content of those memos, but it<br \/>\n        would simultaneously throw into doubt all of the other evidence of Bush&#8217;s<br \/>\n        corner cutting in the National Guard, and embarrass Dan Rather to boot.&nbsp; Brilliant!<\/p>\n<p>The joke is that most of the voters <em>already<\/em> believe that George<br \/>\n        Bush got help from his Dad to get into the Guard, and slipped out early<br \/>\n        after absorbing a million dollars of flying lessons from Uncle Sam.&nbsp; And<br \/>\n        they don&#8217;t care.&nbsp; They probably would have done the same themselves.<br \/>\n        But the continual stream of documents pointing out example after example<br \/>\n        of Bush&#8217;s lies and contradictions might gradually wear down Bush&#8217;s trustworthiness<br \/>\n        factor, which could be dangerous to the cause. No worries about that<br \/>\n        now!<\/p>\n<p>The sad fact is that Kerry seems totally unprepared to fight back on<br \/>\n        this level. With the flagging economy and the daily building disaster<br \/>\n        in Iraq, Bush has left himself open to a series of devastating counter-attacks,<br \/>\n        on jobs, on energy policy and its connection to the war, on the money<br \/>\n        for the war and where it went, on the Bush family relation with the Saudis,<br \/>\n        on the continued activities of Bin Laden, and a dozen other topics.<\/p>\n<p>But Kerry seems to be paralyzed by the fear that if he makes any bold<br \/>\n        moves or even says anything strong or categorical, it will backfire<br \/>\n        on him and he will end up losing more support than he gains. We certainly<br \/>\n        hopes he wises up and has a dirty few tricks of his own up his sleeve.&nbsp; If<br \/>\n        not, this race will be over long before election day.<\/p>\n<p>All&#8217;s fair in love and politics, John. This is no time to be honorable.<\/p>\n<p>Pull yourself together, man.&nbsp; Get up off the floor and do something<br \/>\n        sleazy and unexpected. We&#8217;re counting on you to make this a horse race,<br \/>\n        not a Texas stampede.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A great many books will eventually be written about the 2004 electoral campaign.&nbsp; If the true facts are ever unearthed (and they almost always come out sooner or later), the tome on the dirty tricks and subterfuges this time should &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/09\/19\/alls-fair-in-love-and-politics\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2584\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}