{"id":2500,"date":"2004-08-03T22:19:23","date_gmt":"2004-08-04T02:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/08\/03\/political-withdrawal-symptoms\/"},"modified":"2004-08-03T22:19:23","modified_gmt":"2004-08-04T02:19:23","slug":"political-withdrawal-symptoms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/08\/03\/political-withdrawal-symptoms\/","title":{"rendered":"Political Withdrawal Symptoms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a3637'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p>When we reported to duty back at our day job yesterday, it was like<br \/>\n        waking up from a long, weird dream. To have survived a week in the middle<br \/>\n        of the media maelstrom, surrounded by power-hungry politicians and gear-stripping<br \/>\n        journalists with their motors revved up but nowhere to go was a nerve-wracking<br \/>\n        experience for an armchair journalist more accustomed to composing in<br \/>\n        the wee hours of the nights, with the family asleep and the workload<br \/>\n        at bay, enjoying the silence, alone but for the cat on our lap.<\/p>\n<p>But enough politics, already!&nbsp; It&#8217;s an unhealthy obsession. It<br \/>\n        still amazes that the Dowbrigade, who has been know to bellyache when<br \/>\n        the Thursday night meetings consist of 90 minutes of political talk,<br \/>\n        has gone a week without blogging about anything but politics.<\/p>\n<p>In our own academic and sporting circles we are known as a political<br \/>\n        junkie, but compared to last week&#8217;s display, we hesitate to even claim<br \/>\n        the rank of rank amateur. We have always known, in a theoretical sort<br \/>\n        of way, that there were political junkies so lost to their addiction<br \/>\n        that they lived, slept, ate, breathed and fornicated politics, but we<br \/>\n        had never before spent so much time in their native habitats, surrounded<br \/>\n        by herds of the beasts.<\/p>\n<p>It is a vicious and twisted pastime, and when it takes over a person&#8217;s<br \/>\n        life completely politics can create a distortion of reality and delusional<br \/>\n        psychoses which often cause permanent damage. <\/p>\n<p>Which is why we have always preferred to take our politics in small<br \/>\n        doses, and mixed liberally with other topics of interest; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/01\/25#a2413\">education<\/a>,<br \/>\n        <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/02\/07#a2571\">cultural<br \/>\n        anthropology<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/stories\/storyReader$1501\">sports<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/03\/17#a3021\">business<\/a>,<br \/>\n        <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/08\/12\">law<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/08\/30#a859\">weird<br \/>\n        photos<\/a> and occasionally an <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/01\/25#a2406\">unclothed<br \/>\n        human body<\/a>,<br \/>\n        more often than not female. Wait! Before all you progressive females<br \/>\n        (assuming there are any among my readers) expunge us from your aggregators<br \/>\n        let us state for the record that we firmly believe that women are better<br \/>\n        than men at just about everything, that the world would be in a much<br \/>\n        better state if the ratio of males to females in government were reversed,<br \/>\n        and<br \/>\n        we have seriously considered starting a companion Blog named &quot;Machos<br \/>\n        for Matriarchy&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>This week we have been blogging less because we had some catching up<br \/>\n        to to with our current group of students, 12 foreign lawyers starting<br \/>\n        an LLM program so that they can sit for the bar exam and eventually represent<br \/>\n        their foreign clients in American courts.&nbsp; We did hold class last<br \/>\n        week, every day from 9 til 1, but with the Convention and the Blogging<br \/>\n        we didn&#8217;t do our usual stellar job preparing, correcting and evaluating.        <\/p>\n<p>They are a very sharp bunch, these alien barristers and they catch every nuance. It&#8217;s not easy to stay one step ahead of them. Hell, they are ambitious<br \/>\n        young professionals in a cutthroat international arena. They cut me some<br \/>\n        slack last week as they had picked up, from American friends, that the<br \/>\n        DNC was a big deal. This<br \/>\n        week we are giving them a little extra to compensate.<\/p>\n<p>Today one of them, a 32-year-old Japanese lawyer, posed the following<br \/>\n        question following a lecture on the cultural influences on the American<br \/>\n        Judicial System: &quot;If New England is the center of the Yankee culture<br \/>\n        and Yankee tradition, why does everybody in New England hate the Yankees&quot;.&nbsp; Tomorrow<br \/>\n        we will be spending the whole day at the Middlesex County Courthouse,<br \/>\n        watching the wheel of American justice turn.&nbsp; We stopped by the<br \/>\n        clerks office this afternoon after work to scope out the docket and plan<br \/>\n        our tour.<\/p>\n<p>We figure 45 minutes at the arraignments, watching the fresh<br \/>\n        meat being paraded<br \/>\n        through<br \/>\n        on<br \/>\n        their assembly-line initiation, or in most cases, reinitiation, to<br \/>\n        the court system.&nbsp; The we&#8217;ll stop in at a hearing in the infamous<br \/>\n        <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zwire.com\/site\/news.cfm?BRD=1710&amp;dept_id=100741&amp;newsid=12255917&amp;PAG=461&amp;rfi=9\">Paul<br \/>\n        Shanley case<\/a>, the hip defrocked priest who turned out to be more of a thigh<br \/>\n        man. Finally, there is a murder trial that has been going on all week<br \/>\n        on the sixth floor which should feature some good eye-witness testimony<br \/>\n        tomorrow.&nbsp; And the principles are Vietnamese, so everything will<br \/>\n        need to be translated, which actually makes it easier for my students<br \/>\n        to understand.<\/p>\n<p>So if any of our new readers are so far gone that they are allergic<br \/>\n        to anything without the tang of politics, now might be a good time to<br \/>\n        stop<br \/>\n        reading the Dowbrigade.&nbsp; If you&#8217;re at all interested in the meanderings<br \/>\n        of our sometime feeble, sometime febrile mind, then welcome to the Brigade,<br \/>\n        and read on.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When we reported to duty back at our day job yesterday, it was like waking up from a long, weird dream. To have survived a week in the middle of the media maelstrom, surrounded by power-hungry politicians and gear-stripping journalists &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/08\/03\/political-withdrawal-symptoms\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2500"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2500\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}