{"id":2478,"date":"2004-07-27T09:52:41","date_gmt":"2004-07-27T13:52:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/07\/27\/the-democratic-pah-tay\/"},"modified":"2004-07-27T09:52:41","modified_gmt":"2004-07-27T13:52:41","slug":"the-democratic-pah-tay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/07\/27\/the-democratic-pah-tay\/","title":{"rendered":"The Democratic Pah-Tay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a3587'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/powell4prez.jpg\" width=\"231\" height=\"209\" align=\"left\">If knowing how to waste millions of dollars of taxpayer&#8217;s money<br \/>\n          is a prerequisite for governing this great country in this day and<br \/>\n          age, the Democratic Party is demonstrating that they are highly qualified<br \/>\n          to take the reins of power.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously, this bash is not, technically, being paid for by the taxpayers.<br \/>\n          True, the contributors to the National Party <em>are<\/em> taxpayers,<br \/>\n          or at least their shareholders are, but they have contributed &quot;voluntarily&quot;,<br \/>\n          in<br \/>\n          the interest of, shall we say, greasing the  gears of<br \/>\n          the Democratic mechanism. Not content with funding the politicians<br \/>\n          in power, these masochists give money to out-of-power politicians <em>practicing<\/em>        how<br \/>\n          to wallow in the public trough. <\/p>\n<p>This weeks Democratic National Convention is an excellent example of<br \/>\n        over-the-top over-planning, over-spending and conspicuous over-consumption.<br \/>\n        The price tag for this 4-day love fest? Around $100 million dollars.<\/p>\n<p>Of course the REAL big boys, the team these guys are auditioning to<br \/>\n        replace, have just wasted $100 BILLION bucks, throwing it onto a sinkhole<br \/>\n        in the desert in hope that in time it will bubble back up to the surface<br \/>\n        in the form of a 40-year revenue stream for Haliburton and the oil companies.<br \/>\n        As slick a scam, in terms of a large scale redistribution of income from<br \/>\n        the poor to the rich, as we have seen in a long time.<\/p>\n<p>The reality is that all the real business of the convention could be<br \/>\n        done in a day and a night, a single session with a nationally televised<br \/>\n        climax, all of the interesting stuff concentrated in one thrill-packed<br \/>\n        day. Cynics will say that all of the interesting stuff could be concentrated<br \/>\n        in a 60-second campaign ad, but even in the activity-intense time-pressured<br \/>\n        modern world such an important rite of democracy deserves a whole day.<\/p>\n<p>And, solely for the sake of following the parallelism, let us say that<br \/>\n        the entire adventure in Iraq should have been over in 3 weeks and everybody<br \/>\n        should have been home again inside of a month. And if they somehow managed<br \/>\n        to mount a serious threat against the United STates within our lifetimes,<br \/>\n        well, we&#8217;d go in and do it again.&nbsp; But this occupation business<br \/>\n        is way too sordid and twisted for Americans to absorb without becoming<br \/>\n        anti-Americans.<\/p>\n<p>Today are the state caucuses, and these serve a purpose in that they<br \/>\n        allow the party organization in each state to take care of business and<br \/>\n        schmooze in an exotic, out-of-town locale. Why can&#8217;t they take care of<br \/>\n        business and schmooze in the privacy of their home states? Well, we suppose<br \/>\n        there is a benefit to the party from having all the troops in one place<br \/>\n        before the big battle. But even with a second day for the party caucuses,<br \/>\n        this should be a two-day event, tops.<\/p>\n<p>After all, the main item on the agendas of most delegates and all members<br \/>\n        of the media is to PAH-TEY. When the Fleet Center session broke up last<br \/>\n        night, after the climatic speeches by the Clintons, all the talk of the<br \/>\n        exiting masses was which party are you going to, how late do the subways<br \/>\n        run, how late do the bars stay open, how stupid is that, how far away<br \/>\n        is Cambridge, what the fastest way out of here. We have know who the<br \/>\n        candidate will be since Super Tuesday, over four months ago, and the<br \/>\n        party platform was hammered out way before this shindig began.<\/p>\n<p>Myth and image to the contrary, we doubt much actual deal making takes<br \/>\n        place at the convention.&nbsp; It is a chance to network, to meet the<br \/>\n        people you will be working with over the coming years, to put faces to<br \/>\n        names, to observe personal habits and try to position oneself for the<br \/>\n        coming rush to power.<\/p>\n<p>As for your intrepid correspondent, which Power Party did we attend<br \/>\n        last night?&nbsp; Unfortunately, as we were exiting the Fleet Center,<br \/>\n        sometime after 11, being regurgitated by the building in an irresistible<br \/>\n        gush of anxious humanity, we realized that we didn&#8217;t have our keys. Car,<br \/>\n        work, home they had all been attached to an Ecuadorian key ring\/bottle<br \/>\n        openers reading &quot;Mitad del Mundo&quot;. We had left them at the super-efficient<br \/>\n        but intimidating x-ray, secret service security checkpoint on the way<br \/>\n        into the Convention.<\/p>\n<p>We got off the subway in Kenmore Square and hailed a cab.&nbsp; $20<br \/>\n        later, around 12:30, we arrived home.&nbsp; This morning when we arrived<br \/>\n        at the office at 7:30 there was a ticket on our car at the meter where<br \/>\n        we had left it before heading to the Fleet yesterday. $30 for No Overnight<br \/>\n        Parking.&nbsp; At least the car was still there.<\/p>\n<p>This afternoon we get to ask the Secret Service if they&#8217;ve seen an Ecuadorian<br \/>\n        bottle-opener key ring.&nbsp; We are certainly looking forward to that.<br \/>\n        We bet those Secret Service guys really know how to party.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsPhotoPresentation.jhtml?type=topNews&amp;imageID=1001293058\">Reuters<br \/>\n      photo<\/a> by Marc Serota<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If knowing how to waste millions of dollars of taxpayer&#8217;s money is a prerequisite for governing this great country in this day and age, the Democratic Party is demonstrating that they are highly qualified to take the reins of power. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/07\/27\/the-democratic-pah-tay\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}