{"id":2352,"date":"2004-04-29T17:04:02","date_gmt":"2004-04-29T21:04:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/04\/29\/chemical-castration-of-mars-astronauts"},"modified":"2004-04-29T17:04:02","modified_gmt":"2004-04-29T21:04:02","slug":"chemical-castration-of-mars-astronauts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/04\/29\/chemical-castration-of-mars-astronauts\/","title":{"rendered":"Chemical Castration of Mars Astronauts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a3307'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/astroot.jpg\" width=\"230\" height=\"263\" align=\"left\"><em>When<br \/>\n        the Dowbrigade was a wee lad, he didn&#8217;t want to be a fireman, or a cowboy,<br \/>\n        or even President.&nbsp;Our only aspiration was to become, someday,<br \/>\n        an astronaut. Of course, we were forced to give up the dream years ago<br \/>\n        due to our weak vision and lack of any astronaut-grade skills.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>However, now that word has leaked out that for their Mars mission NASA<br \/>\n      is considering restricting eligibility to would-be astronauts on the far<br \/>\n      side of 50, we are dreaming once again. As far as the skill department,<br \/>\n    we are hoping that they may decide they need a top-flight English teacher,<br \/>\n      to teach English to the Martians, of course&#8230;..<\/em><\/p>\n<p>In the First World War, frontline troops who were away from their loved<br \/>\n      ones for long periods famously had bromide put into their tea to reduce<br \/>\n      the distraction of their sexual drive. But yesterday it was suggested that<br \/>\n    such measures might be taken a lot further &#8211; to Mars, in fact.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Nasa is talking about the chemical sterilisation of astronauts on<br \/>\n      longer journeys,&quot; Dr Armstrong said, in a talk discussing the problems<br \/>\n    humanity may face in trying to reach the planets and, eventually, the stars.<\/p>\n<p>Other scientists have suggested that the best way to ensure there is no<br \/>\n        interplanetary interplay is to crew the mission with astronauts over<br \/>\n        the age of 50. &quot;The idea is that they won&#8217;t be worried about having<br \/>\n        families and concerned about getting exposed to radiation, because they&#8217;re<br \/>\n        getting towards the end of their useful working lives,&quot; explained<br \/>\n    Peter Bond, a British expert on space matters.<\/p>\n<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/news.independent.co.uk\/world\/science_technology\/story.jsp?story=516336\">Independent News<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the Dowbrigade was a wee lad, he didn&#8217;t want to be a fireman, or a cowboy, or even President.&nbsp;Our only aspiration was to become, someday, an astronaut. Of course, we were forced to give up the dream years ago &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/04\/29\/chemical-castration-of-mars-astronauts\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}