{"id":2295,"date":"2004-04-03T12:13:50","date_gmt":"2004-04-03T16:13:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/04\/03\/are-they-taking-reservations-yet\/"},"modified":"2004-04-03T12:13:50","modified_gmt":"2004-04-03T16:13:50","slug":"are-they-taking-reservations-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/04\/03\/are-they-taking-reservations-yet\/","title":{"rendered":"Are They Taking Reservations Yet?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a3166'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"537\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/ggwild.jpg\" width=\"537\" height=\"221\"> <\/p>\n<p><strong>&quot;Everybody is doing everything by their own free<br \/>\n        choice,&quot; he said of the young women who appear on camera.  &#8220;Something that 15 years ago would have been considered porn, now it&#8217;s considered reality video.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We hate to say it, and certainly hope that none of our<br \/>\n          colleagues actually read our blog, but the collection of 4,000 female<br \/>\n          ESL teachers at this conference have the aggregate sex appeal of Miss<br \/>\n          Grundy and Mother Teresa. We were beginning to believe that this was<br \/>\n          due to our firm belief that the best sex in the world is available<br \/>\n        only through long-term monagamous relationships, and that we were no<br \/>\n        longer<br \/>\n          capable of libidinous thoughts involving anyone other than Norma Yvonne.<\/p>\n<p>Then we noticed that the Cable TV at the Longwood Motel in the city<br \/>\n        of Hawaiian Gardens where we finally found refuge had some really strange<br \/>\n        channels, including one<br \/>\n        which<br \/>\n        seems<br \/>\n        to broadcast exclusively different segments of that masterpiece of trailer<br \/>\n        trash cinema verti, Girls Gone Wild. <\/p>\n<p>What a coincidence! Just yesterday the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/04\/04\/fashion\/04WILD.html?pagewanted=2&amp;ei=5007&amp;en=cdf42db840ca69e2&amp;ex=1396414800&amp;partner=USERLAND\">Grey<br \/>\n          Lady <\/a>published a detailed<br \/>\n        examination of the GGW phenomena! Who knew that there was a Girls Gone<br \/>\n        Wild Restaurant Franchise in the works?<\/p>\n<p>from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/04\/04\/fashion\/04WILD.html?pagewanted=2&amp;ei=5007&amp;en=cdf42db840ca69e2&amp;ex=1396414800&amp;partner=USERLAND\">New<br \/>\n      York Times<\/a> (thanks for the tip <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ion\/\">Ion<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;Everybody is doing everything by their own free choice,&quot; he said of the young women who appear on camera. &#8220;Something that 15 years ago would have been considered porn, now it&#8217;s considered reality video.&#8221; We hate to say it, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/04\/03\/are-they-taking-reservations-yet\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}