{"id":229,"date":"2005-05-04T19:06:04","date_gmt":"2005-05-04T23:06:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/05\/04\/woman-inventor-introduces-facial-creme"},"modified":"2005-05-04T19:06:04","modified_gmt":"2005-05-04T23:06:04","slug":"woman-inventor-introduces-facial-creme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/05\/04\/woman-inventor-introduces-facial-creme\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman Inventor Introduces Facial Creme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a4990'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/cassiecum.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"262\" hspace=\"8\" align=\"left\">A face moisturiser<br \/>\n        made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.<\/p>\n<p>      Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing<br \/>\n      the cream.<\/p>\n<p>      Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles<br \/>\n      and leaves skin soft.<\/p>\n<p>      She told Las Ultimas Noticias: &quot;I select attractive young man and<br \/>\n      pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the<br \/>\n      moisturiser.&quot;<\/p>\n<p><em>This is appearantly  widespread folk wisdom in Latin America, undoubtedly<br \/>\n        spread by voracious depraved Latin Machistos.&nbsp;Years ago, we were<br \/>\n        delighted to discover that Norma Yvonne beieved semen cured acne scars.<br \/>\n        <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Much more<br \/>\n          agreeable than our first wife, the Peruvian Princess, who wouldn&#8217;t<br \/>\n          drink mineral water because she believed that all those minerals were<br \/>\n          showing<br \/>\n          up when she weighed herself&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_1381407.html?menu=\">Ananova<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico. Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream. Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/05\/04\/woman-inventor-introduces-facial-creme\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[576],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wacky-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}