{"id":226,"date":"2005-05-03T00:00:43","date_gmt":"2005-05-03T04:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/05\/03\/report-us-foreign-policy-hurting-ameri"},"modified":"2005-05-03T00:00:43","modified_gmt":"2005-05-03T04:00:43","slug":"report-us-foreign-policy-hurting-american-students-chances-of-getti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/05\/03\/report-us-foreign-policy-hurting-american-students-chances-of-getti\/","title":{"rendered":"Report: US Foreign Policy Hurting American Students’ Chances of Getting Laid"},"content":{"rendered":"

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AMSTERDAM – American students traveling abroad confirm the findings of
\n a study indicating that Washington’s unilateral approach to foreign policy
\n has seriously undermined Americans’ chances of getting laid.<\/p>\n

"I’ve been in Amsterdam for two months and have yet to begin a conversation
\n with a cute girl that hasn’t ended in a lecture about how big, evil America
\n is taking everyone’s oil," said college sophomore Brad Higgs, a participant
\n in Johns Hopkins University’s study-abroad program. "I offer to buy
\n them a drink, and they tell me I shouldn’t just stand by and watch Bush
\n destroy the world. Look, if I had that type of pull with the president,
\n I obviously wouldn’t be out trolling for anonymous Dutch pussy."<\/p>\n

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