{"id":2251,"date":"2004-03-20T17:19:47","date_gmt":"2004-03-20T21:19:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/03\/20\/why-my-son-was-a-sourpuss\/"},"modified":"2004-03-20T17:19:47","modified_gmt":"2004-03-20T21:19:47","slug":"why-my-son-was-a-sourpuss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/03\/20\/why-my-son-was-a-sourpuss\/","title":{"rendered":"Why My Son Was a Sourpuss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a3045'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"537\" height=\"451\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/vvvinegar.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"295\" align=\"left\">For about a week last months, the back bedroom<br \/>\n        belonging to Number 2 son had a distinct stink of vinegar, in Addison<br \/>\n        to the usually ripe male teenaged bouquet. Upon repeated inquiry and<br \/>\n        investigation (not so easy to pull the wool over the Dowbrigade&#8217;s eyes)<br \/>\n        we were informed that it was part of an intense short-term therapy designed<br \/>\n        to get him past<br \/>\n        the drug<br \/>\n        test and into the US Marines, and recommended by his Marine &quot;sponsor&quot;,<br \/>\n        the 20-year-old stationed down at the local recruiting station. <\/p>\n<p>Perhaps<br \/>\n          you can imagine the multidimensional ethical dilemma that revelation<br \/>\n          set off in the Dowbrigade family.<br \/>\n  We won&#8217;t even get into it other than to say said son is about to head off to<br \/>\n          Peru to help his brother run an adventure tourism hotel in an idyllic<br \/>\n          Andean valley known as the &quot;Switzerland of South America&quot; rather than<br \/>\n          reporting to Camp Pendelton as originally planned, and that we have<br \/>\n        dropped plans to sue the Marines. The Lord works in mysterious ways.<\/p>\n<p>Now it turns out our son could have pulled the wool over our eyes by<br \/>\n        claiming he was guzzling vinegar to lose weight! Who knew? As we are<br \/>\n        all moving to South America it will be up to the next tenants in this<br \/>\n        beautiful apartment to try to get the vinegar smell out of the rug.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Doctors<br \/>\n          in Chile<br \/>\n          have issued a<br \/>\n          warning over a craze by women to drink apple vinegar<br \/>\n          to try<br \/>\n          to<br \/>\n          control<br \/>\n          their weight.<\/p>\n<p>          They say there is no scientific evidence that it works and that it could<br \/>\n          cause stomach problems, including gastroenteritis.<\/p>\n<p>          According to Las Ultimas Noticias, the new diet craze started out in<br \/>\n          Chile with women taking apple vinegar pills to lose weight.<\/p>\n<p>          But then they started drinking liquid vinegar instead and some supermarkets<br \/>\n          have reported a 100% increase in sales.<\/p>\n<p>          Doctor Gladys Vallet said: &quot;Since ancient times, women have used<br \/>\n          vinegar to lose weight. It seems to work but it is not scientifically<br \/>\n          proven.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>          But she said doctors had noticed a big increase in the number of patients<br \/>\n          complaining of stomach upsets in surgeries. <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p align=\"left\">\n      from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_885630.html?menu=news.quirkies.quirkygaffes\">Ananova<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For about a week last months, the back bedroom belonging to Number 2 son had a distinct stink of vinegar, in Addison to the usually ripe male teenaged bouquet. Upon repeated inquiry and investigation (not so easy to pull the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/03\/20\/why-my-son-was-a-sourpuss\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}