{"id":220,"date":"2005-04-30T13:17:43","date_gmt":"2005-04-30T17:17:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/04\/30\/tips-to-help-you-help-the-agribusiness"},"modified":"2005-04-30T13:17:43","modified_gmt":"2005-04-30T17:17:43","slug":"tips-to-help-you-help-the-agribusiness-economy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/04\/30\/tips-to-help-you-help-the-agribusiness-economy\/","title":{"rendered":"Tips to Help You Help the Agribusiness Economy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a4962'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dowbrigade.com\/images\/pirram.gif\" width=\"360\" height=\"188\" align=\"left\"> Welcome<br \/>\n        to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mypyramid.org\/\">MyPyramid.org<\/a>! USDA hopes the updated food pyramid, MyPyramid, will<br \/>\n        help to ease much of the confusion that has come from so-called &quot;doctors&quot; and &quot;scientists&quot; claiming<br \/>\n        that their independent, repeatable experimentation has shown red meat,<br \/>\n        processed foods, agrichemicals and irradiation to be unhealthy for people<br \/>\n        and the planet. <\/p>\n<p>Many of USDA&#8217;s top officials have worked in the Agribusiness<br \/>\n            industry, providing the expertise necessary to develop a pyramid<br \/>\n        that best represents the truth about healthy eating &#8212; it&#8217;s not what<br \/>\n        happens<br \/>\n            to the<br \/>\n            food before it gets to your table, but simply that you eat substantial<br \/>\n            servings of all foods &#8212; Following these guidelines will help ensure<br \/>\n            the health of American families while guaranteeing the health of<br \/>\n        Agribusiness Corporations around the world. <\/p>\n<p>Tips to help you help the Agribusiness economy:\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Make half your grains refined\n        <\/li>\n<li>Review nutrition labels, but base your selection of food products on the packaging<br \/>\n        pictures you find most attractive\n        <\/li>\n<li>High fructose corn syrup counts as one of your daily servings of grains\n        <\/li>\n<li>Vary your veggie packaging to include plastic\n        <\/li>\n<li>Drink milk\n        <\/li>\n<li>Protein from meat is delicious\n        <\/li>\n<li>Increase your physical activity so you can eat more<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>If you are having technical difficulties, it&#8217;s probably because you<br \/>\n        do not have new and\/or expensive enough equipment. If that&#8217;s the case,<br \/>\n          then you are probably not in our target demographic* and lack the financial<br \/>\n      means to have a significant impact on the Agribusiness economy anyways.<\/p>\n<p><em>No, the USDA has not sold out lock, stock and barrel to Agrabusiness<br \/>\n        &#8211; this lookalike site is the work of husband and wife satyrists Stephen<br \/>\n    Eisenmenger and Molly Nutting. Very funy and worth a visit.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>site from<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mypyramid.org\/\"> MyPyramid.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p>article from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/news\/globe\/living\/articles\/2005\/04\/30\/usda_spoof_offers_food_for_thought\/\">Boston Globe<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to MyPyramid.org! USDA hopes the updated food pyramid, MyPyramid, will help to ease much of the confusion that has come from so-called &quot;doctors&quot; and &quot;scientists&quot; claiming that their independent, repeatable experimentation has shown red meat, processed foods, agrichemicals and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/04\/30\/tips-to-help-you-help-the-agribusiness-economy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[142],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}