{"id":2150,"date":"2004-02-25T19:19:10","date_gmt":"2004-02-25T23:19:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/02\/25\/lumberjack-guide-to-oral-sex\/"},"modified":"2004-02-25T19:19:10","modified_gmt":"2004-02-25T23:19:10","slug":"lumberjack-guide-to-oral-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/02\/25\/lumberjack-guide-to-oral-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Lumberjack Guide to Oral Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a2788'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"537\">\n<p>\n        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/lumbber.jpg\" width=\"280\" height=\"373\" align=\"left\"><em>On<br \/>\n        Valentine&#8217;s Day, nothing says &quot;I love you&quot; like oral sex.<br \/>\n      It&#8217;s a great way to express your appreciation or love for someone.<\/p>\n<p>      First off, pick a place and a position<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Thus begins a  graphic &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lumberjackonline.com\/vnews\/display.v\/ART\/2004\/02\/12\/402ae3e9a3095?in_archive=1&amp;vagina\">how<br \/>\n          to&quot; guide on performing a sex<br \/>\n      ac<\/a>t, published by the student newspaper at Northern Arizona University,<br \/>\n        appropriately named &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lumberjackonline.com\/\">The<br \/>\n        Lumberjack<\/a>&quot;. University administrators are flummoxed,<br \/>\n        and  stalling for time, with a meeting to deal with the scandal set<br \/>\n        for next week.<\/p>\n<p>The article is actually quite entertaining if a bit clinical, and includes<br \/>\n        culturally obscure gems like &quot; And as Stifler showed us in &quot;American<br \/>\n        Pie II,&quot; the prostate is very sensitive.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>Many questions spring<br \/>\n          to mind. Is Northern Arizona a public univeristy or private? How much<br \/>\n          is in-state tuition? (After reading this our interested-in-nothing<br \/>\n        son may come around) Is this the sort of thing the &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/02\/12#a2619\">H-Bomb&quot;<\/a> wants<br \/>\n          to publish at Harvard? Are lumberjacks and jackettes any good at oral<br \/>\n        sex? Are they expecting a rise in their applicants as a result of all this exposure?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&amp;cid=816&amp;e=2&amp;u=\/ap\/20040225\/ap_on_re_us\/college_sex_article\">Article from AP<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lumberjackonline.com\/vnews\/display.v\/ART\/2004\/02\/12\/402ae3e9a3095?in_archive=1&amp;vagina\">Complete<br \/>\n      Oral Sex article<\/a> from &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lumberjackonline.com\/\">The<br \/>\n      Lumberjack<\/a>&quot;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Valentine&#8217;s Day, nothing says &quot;I love you&quot; like oral sex. It&#8217;s a great way to express your appreciation or love for someone. First off, pick a place and a position. Thus begins a graphic &quot;how to&quot; guide on performing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/02\/25\/lumberjack-guide-to-oral-sex\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}