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As
\n the Dowbrigade was reminded tonight, we only have two
\n days left to shop for Valentine’s Day. Luckily we picked up a BIG
\n box full of Brachman’s Assorted Chocolate Slug Surprises (75% Off) and
\n a couple of Hallmarks, one in English and one in Spanish (50% Off). We’ve
\n seen some 75% off signs outside some jewelry stores this week, so that
\n may be a possibility, if we have time before the big Day Saturday.<\/p>\n
Wow, we hear you saying (telepathically) this Dowbrigade guy is way So far the Religion consists of the Dowbrigade himself and Archbishop <\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" As the Dowbrigade was reminded tonight, we only have two days left to shop for Valentine’s Day. Luckily we picked up a BIG box full of Brachman’s Assorted Chocolate Slug Surprises (75% Off) and a couple of Hallmarks, one in … Continue reading
\n more spaced out than we had realized – he doesn’t even know what week
\n it is! Hah! Obviously, you missed our announcment last year of
\n the
\n foundation
\n of the Church
\n of the Later Days Savings<\/a>. We LaterDayists celebrate
\n all of the conventional holidays, just seven days later, thereby achieving
\n significant savings in gifts, supplies, wrapping paper, greeting cards,
\n etc. Other than that, the Canon of the Church is pretty much a Religious
\n Rorschach Test.<\/p>\n
\n Moser, but we are always looking for more converts. Jesus Saves, why not you?<\/p>\n