{"id":2107,"date":"2004-02-17T08:41:39","date_gmt":"2004-02-17T12:41:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/02\/17\/early-warning-on-divorce\/"},"modified":"2004-02-17T08:41:39","modified_gmt":"2004-02-17T12:41:39","slug":"early-warning-on-divorce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/02\/17\/early-warning-on-divorce\/","title":{"rendered":"Early Warning on Divorce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a2689'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><em><img><\/em>That creepy feeling you sometimes get while attending a wedding &#8212; &quot;this<br \/>\n      one ain&#8217;t gonna last&quot; &#8212; is now being expressed in numbers.<br \/>\n      &nbsp;<br \/>\n      <br \/>\n      In an unusual bit of numerical reasoning, a psychologist and two mathematicians<br \/>\n      at the University of Washington state that they now can predict the fate<br \/>\n      of a marriage with high accuracy, identifying shortly after nuptials up<br \/>\n      to 94 percent of the couples who are destined to split.<\/p>\n<p>      Here&#8217;s how: By recording what happens while husband and wife engage in<br \/>\n      a brief conversation, and counting the number of positive and negative<br \/>\n      interactions, the researchers calculate a compatibility ratio that warns<br \/>\n      when a marriage is heading for trouble. If negative interactions outweigh<br \/>\n      good ones by five to one, expect divorce.<\/p>\n<p><em>This begs the obvious question, why not administer this test BEFORE<br \/>\n        allowing couples to tie the knot, thereby avoiding years of useless expense,<br \/>\n          suffering and emotional trauma. Think Brittany Spears and Jason Allen<br \/>\n          Alexander would<br \/>\n        have passed the test? How about Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie? Liza<br \/>\n        Minelli and, well, anyone?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Which reminds us, why are gays so fired up<br \/>\n          to get married? They should<br \/>\n          be GLAD<br \/>\n          they have an excuse<br \/>\n          to<br \/>\n          avoid<br \/>\n          this<br \/>\n          most<br \/>\n          medievil<br \/>\n          form of modern torture. And the rest of us should WELCOME those poor<br \/>\n          bastards (and bitches) to the fellowship of the miserable. Misery,<br \/>\n        after all, loves company&#8230;..<\/em><\/p>\n<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/news\/globe\/health_science\/articles\/2004\/02\/17\/forget_about_your_8_glasses_a_day_and_take_a_pass_on_the_salt_please\/\">the Boston Globe<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That creepy feeling you sometimes get while attending a wedding &#8212; &quot;this one ain&#8217;t gonna last&quot; &#8212; is now being expressed in numbers. &nbsp; In an unusual bit of numerical reasoning, a psychologist and two mathematicians at the University of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/02\/17\/early-warning-on-divorce\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}