{"id":2032,"date":"2004-02-03T08:18:44","date_gmt":"2004-02-03T12:18:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/02\/03\/last-football-story-of-the-season\/"},"modified":"2004-02-03T08:18:44","modified_gmt":"2004-02-03T12:18:44","slug":"last-football-story-of-the-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/02\/03\/last-football-story-of-the-season\/","title":{"rendered":"Last Football Story of the Season"},"content":{"rendered":"

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And
\n so we bid a fond adieu to the 2003-04 football season in America. As attention
\n turns to our OTHER full-contact sport, Presidential Politics, let us put
\n the pigskins back in the closet and try to concentrate on weightier matters
\n of national policy.<\/p>\n

Where, for example, do the seven Democratic Dwarves stand on the Janet
\n Jackson controversy? Where is Uncle Jesse when we need him?  Can
\n mainstream America survive the revelation that women’s breasts, like
\n the socially acceptable male model, have nipples?<\/p>\n

As for sports-related cheesecake, your indefatigable reporter is preparing
\n an extensive tour of the Southern Hemisphere to track down rumors of
\n a rising star on the Brazilian beach volleyball circuit who can reportedly
\n do amazing things with volleyballs and sea cucumbers. Stay tuned…….<\/p>\n

(photo from Sunday’s first
\n annual Lingerie Bowl<\/a> at the Coliseum in
\n Los Angeles)<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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