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Once
\n again, a petite woman has beaten the field in an open division eating
\n contest, this time chicken wings. In the current case,
\n the finalists were Sonya ‘Black Widow’ Thomas, a 98-pounder who began
\n competitive
\n eating
\n when she worked at a Burger King in Alexandria Virginia, and Ed ‘Cookie’
\n Jarvis, a 406 heavyweight from New York. Of course, the Black Widow
\n out-ate the Cookie, 167 wings to 165, in 32 minutes.<\/p>\n
This is not the first time we have reported on the Black Widow’s killer <\/p>\n There from Ananova<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Once again, a petite woman has beaten the field in an open division eating contest, this time chicken wings. In the current case, the finalists were Sonya ‘Black Widow’ Thomas, a 98-pounder who began competitive eating when she worked at … Continue reading
\n track record. In November we carried a
\n story<\/a> about how she wolfed
\n down 7-3\/4 pounds of holiday food in 12 minutes to defeat
\n a pair of 400-pound rivals and win the Thanksgiving Invitational eating
\n contest.<\/p>\n
\n is obviously some Eastern Mystical Mind Control thing going on here,
\n some neural short-curcuit of the gag reflex, which may come natural
\n to certain rare individuals but which we are convinced can be taught
\n and is passed down from generation to generation in secret eating societies
\n who use their skills to unknown ends. Some of these eating contest
\n winners may be renegade members of the eating cults seeking to capitalize
\n on their occult skills. You decide.![](\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/eatguy.jpg\")
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