{"id":2010,"date":"2004-01-27T21:58:58","date_gmt":"2004-01-28T01:58:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/01\/27\/we-need-to-work-on-the-parking\/"},"modified":"2004-01-27T21:58:58","modified_gmt":"2004-01-28T01:58:58","slug":"we-need-to-work-on-the-parking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/01\/27\/we-need-to-work-on-the-parking\/","title":{"rendered":"We Need to Work on the Parking"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The Dowbrigade is off to give another driving lesson to his 19-year-old
\n son, the one who wants a Hummer so he can crush other cars out of parking
\n spaces, the one who eats frozen burritos raw to save time.  He claims
\n if he has a driver’s license he can get a job. We suspect this to be
\n merely another cruel delaying tactic and are going ahead with our secret plan
\n to leave the country suddenly without telling him. <\/p>\n

So this will probably be out last post of the day.  When we get
\n back from these sessions we are in no shape to do anything but self-medicate
\n and lie in a quiet, darkened room for a while….<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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