{"id":1991,"date":"2004-01-24T00:27:50","date_gmt":"2004-01-24T04:27:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/01\/24\/a-friend-in-need\/"},"modified":"2004-01-24T00:27:50","modified_gmt":"2004-01-24T04:27:50","slug":"a-friend-in-need","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/01\/24\/a-friend-in-need\/","title":{"rendered":"A Friend in Need"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a2394'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"537\">\n<p>The Dowbrigade is worried about <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.scripting.com\/2004\/01\/23#theFamousDeanRant\">a<br \/>\n          friend<\/a>, and wondering<br \/>\n        if its time to start planning an intervention. This friend has lately<br \/>\n        become obsessed and intoxicated by a highly addictive and ultimately<br \/>\n          destructive activity<br \/>\n        &#8211; American politics. He is losing his perspective, espousing kooky theories,<br \/>\n        keeping strange hours, and running with a very disreputable crowd.&nbsp; Those<br \/>\n        of us who care about him are at our wit&#8217;s end.<\/p>\n<p>This friend has just been recruited by the teetering Dean machine, to<br \/>\n        try to take their internet operation to the next level and reinvigorate<br \/>\n        the campaign with a jolt of energy from its cybernetic roots .&nbsp;His<br \/>\n        crazy leap onto the sinking SS Dean has us convinced that one of<br \/>\n        two theories must be true.&nbsp; Either (theory one) our fiend&#8217;s exquisite<br \/>\n        sense of timing in all things technological is mirrored by a previously<br \/>\n        unseen<br \/>\n        but equally abysmal sense of timing in things political, or (theory<br \/>\n        two) the secret hidden cabal atop the major media conglomerates saw him<br \/>\n        coming<br \/>\n        aboard the Dean campaign and yelled &quot;Yikes!&quot; feeling so threatened that<br \/>\n        they decided to pull the plug on the whole Dean phenomena quick, before<br \/>\n        it was too<br \/>\n        late.<\/p>\n<p>My friend secretly<br \/>\n           hopes to crack open the whole campaign from the inside out, to create<br \/>\n        an information flow which will beget an energy flow, which will in turn<br \/>\n        blow away<br \/>\n        the crusty politics-as-usual asphyxiating the national political<br \/>\n          consciousness and cutting it off from its lifeblood, the living electorate.<br \/>\n        He wants to show the world the true potential of the internet to revolutionize<br \/>\n        how the political<br \/>\n        process can work in this country.<\/p>\n<p>Alas, how charmingly naive.&nbsp; As though the vested interests and<br \/>\n        savage winners of the multigenerational dogfight for junkyard supremacy<br \/>\n        who rule our outlaw empire are just going to roll over and fade away<br \/>\n        when an idealist with shiny ideas appears on the scene. It is almost<br \/>\n        touching<br \/>\n        to see such a sophisticated man-about-the-blogosphere reduced<br \/>\n        to<br \/>\n        dewy-eyed<br \/>\n        innocence.<br \/>\n        Doesn&#8217;t he know that politics in America is a sick and vicious game,<br \/>\n        fraught with treachery and hipocrisy, more often lose-lose than win-win?<br \/>\n        Can&#8217;t he see that he is being used as a wild-card chip in a desperate<br \/>\n        gambit<br \/>\n        for<br \/>\n        political<br \/>\n        survival,<br \/>\n        and<br \/>\n        that whether the gamble succeeds or fails he will probably be discarded<br \/>\n        in a heartbeat when his usefulness is perceived to be waning?<\/p>\n<p>My<br \/>\n          friend is normally a grounded and realistic fellow.&nbsp; His instincts<br \/>\n        and sense of timing in his chosen field are legendary, and the Dowbrigade<br \/>\n        is in awe of his business acumen and highly developed bullshit detector.<br \/>\n        Yet,<br \/>\n        as we see him being led down the garden path of American politics with<br \/>\n        stars<br \/>\n        in<br \/>\n        his<br \/>\n        eyes<br \/>\n        we want to yell, &quot;Watch out, Buddy!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, we doubt even a well-intentioned intervention would<br \/>\n          help  at this stage of the game.&nbsp; He is too far gone, too in<br \/>\n          love with the power and illusion of the statesmen&#8217;s platform. This<br \/>\n          wizened, nearly<br \/>\n          jaded<br \/>\n          developer has become a virgin again, reborn in the world of national<br \/>\n          politics, and who can blame him for being dazzled and charmed by these<br \/>\n          master<br \/>\n          mesmerizers.&nbsp; And<br \/>\n          yet, seeing so clearly that his heart is bound to be broken<br \/>\n          in their soiled and sordid game, how can we stand by and do nothing?<\/p>\n<p>We guess that all we can do is watch, and try to be the best friend<br \/>\n          we know how, ready with a sympathetic shoulder and a bit of buck-up-manship<br \/>\n          when<br \/>\n          the<br \/>\n          inevitable come-down hits.&nbsp; And to assure him that having your<br \/>\n          heart broken doesn&#8217;t mean you can never love again.&nbsp; When <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/12\/29#a2148\">The<br \/>\n          One <\/a>shows up, we&#8217;ll all be virgins again.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Dowbrigade is worried about a friend, and wondering if its time to start planning an intervention. This friend has lately become obsessed and intoxicated by a highly addictive and ultimately destructive activity &#8211; American politics. He is losing his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/01\/24\/a-friend-in-need\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1991"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1991\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}