{"id":1987,"date":"2004-01-23T12:20:06","date_gmt":"2004-01-23T16:20:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/01\/23\/growing-mars-mystery-may-be-serious\/"},"modified":"2004-01-23T12:20:06","modified_gmt":"2004-01-23T16:20:06","slug":"growing-mars-mystery-may-be-serious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/01\/23\/growing-mars-mystery-may-be-serious\/","title":{"rendered":"Growing Mars Mystery May be Serious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a2387'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/martians.jpg\" width=\"524\" height=\"414\"><\/p>\n<p>      Suspicion is increasing that the serial failures of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.esa.int\/export\/esaCP\/SEMZIJ374OD_index_0.html\">European<br \/>\n      Beagle<\/a>        and the <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/wire\/US\/ap20040123_643.html\">American<br \/>\n      Rover<\/a> interplanetary exploration vehicles recently placed<br \/>\n        on the surface of Mars are not coincidental. These multi-million dollar<br \/>\n        vehicles, seemingly in perfect working order, have both suddenly and<br \/>\n        mysteriously gone silent, for all intents and purposes disappearing off<br \/>\n        of the face of the Red Planet.<\/p>\n<p>Although there has been no official word on the causes of these disappearances,<br \/>\n        sources close to the space programs tell the Dowbrigade there is growing<br \/>\n        concern that not only may there be life on Mars, but that it seems to<br \/>\n        dislike being spied upon and may be in a position to do something about it.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/bushAliens.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"286\" align=\"left\">So where is our fearless leader, our President and leader of the free<br \/>\n        world, at this momentous moment possibly presaging the establishment<br \/>\n        of mankind&#8217;s first official extra-terrestrial contact? According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,109220,00.html\">Fox<br \/>\n        News<\/a>, President George Bush is today closeted with Homeland Security<br \/>\n        advisors in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,109220,00.html\">ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO! <\/a>That pretty much says it all, and reinforces<br \/>\n        the seriousness of the situation. Stay tuned for continuing developments&#8230;.\n    <\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suspicion is increasing that the serial failures of the European Beagle and the American Rover interplanetary exploration vehicles recently placed on the surface of Mars are not coincidental. These multi-million dollar vehicles, seemingly in perfect working order, have both suddenly &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/01\/23\/growing-mars-mystery-may-be-serious\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}